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How to Raise a Perfect Child Without Actually Trying

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How to Raise a Perfect Child Without Actually Trying

By: K. Connors
Narrated by: KC Wayman
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Survive Parenthood with How to Raise a Perfect Child Without Actually Trying!

Parenting isn’t for the faint of heart — or the easily embarrassed. If you’ve ever felt completely unqualified for the job, this book is for you.

Forget the sugarcoated advice and impossible Pinterest-perfect expectations. In How to Raise a Perfect Child Without Actually Trying, you’ll get a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud guide to surviving the madness of raising kids without losing your sanity.

Inside, you’ll discover how to:

  • Handle toddler tantrums like a pro (or at least fake it convincingly).
  • Navigate the minefield of screen time, snacks, and sleep training.
  • Deal with teenage mood swings without resorting to hiding in the closet.
  • Embrace the chaos, the mess, and the reality that nobody has it all figured out.
  • Find humor in the everyday disasters of parenting.

PLUS, BONUS MATERIAL: Hilariously unhelpful parenting checklists, survival tips for sleep-deprived moms and dads, and the ultimate guide to dodging unsolicited parenting advice.

If you’re tired of overly polished parenting manuals and just want a book that feels like swapping stories with your funniest friend, How to Raise a Perfect Child Without Actually Trying is your next must-listen.

Grab a copy, pour some coffee (or wine), and dive into the messiest, most rewarding job on earth.

Scroll to the top of the page and click “BUY NOW” to start embracing the perfectly imperfect journey of parenthood!

©2025 K. Connors (P)2025 K. Connors
Infants & Toddlers Parenting & Families Relationships School-Age Children Teenagers Heartfelt Witty
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