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Confessions of a Tiny Genius

By: David A. Willson
Narrated by: Tanya Eby
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A hilarious and heartwarming short story told from the perspective of a baby genius—because someone has to make sense of this ridiculous world.

Sage is seven months old. She drools. She babbles. She’s stuck in a highchair that squeaks when she thinks too hard. But behind those wide eyes and wobbly limbs lies a mind sharper than most adults on their second cup of coffee.

In Confessions of a Tiny Genius, Sage takes listeners on a laugh-out-loud journey through the chaos of early development—grappling with philosophical questions, decoding parental behavior, and forming alliances with overlooked toys. From bathtime diplomacy to the first sparks of inter-baby communication (BabbleNet, anyone?), she’s determined to survive and reshape the world—one nap at a time.

Perfect for fans of observational comedy, witty short fiction, or parents who suspect their child might be silently judging them.

A short, comedic story

Ideal for fans of clever narrators, baby humor, and modern satire

Great gift for new parents, grandparents, or anyone who’s ever looked at a baby and thought "What are you thinking in there?"

©2025 David A. Willson (P)2025 David A. Willson

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