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Bite Me!

By: Magda Szubanski
Narrated by: Stig Wemyss
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If you thought pooing on everyone was bad, then stick around!

Coz things are about to get waaaay worse for Timmy. Now he is the most hated thing in the world: people hate him more than brussels sprouts and stinky cheese ... even more than wedgies! And now he is on the run!

©2020 Magnetic Productions Pty Limited, Dean Rankine, Scholastic Australia (P)2023 Bolinda Publishing

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'I don't have a favourite part, as I think all of the story was funny. Timmy is hilarious and I think his character is cool.' (ReadPlus)

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