
Balance
The Divine Book One
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Narrated by:
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Jeff Hays
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By:
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M.R. Forbes
About this listen
My name is Landon Hamilton. Once upon a time I was a twenty-three year old security guard, trying to regain my life after spending a year in prison for stealing people's credit card numbers.
Now, I'm dead.
Okay, I was supposed to be dead. I got killed after all; but a funny thing happened after I had turned the mortal coil...
I met Dante Alighieri - yeah, that Dante. He told me I was special, a diuscrucis. That's what they call a perfect balance of human, demon, and angel. Apparently, I'm the only one of my kind.
I also learned that there was a war raging on Earth between Heaven and Hell, and that I was the only one who could save the human race from annihilation. He asked me to help, and I was naive enough to agree.
Sounds crazy, I know, but he wished me luck and sent me back to the mortal world. Oh yeah, he also gave me instructions on how to use my Divine 'magic' to bend the universe to my will. The problem is, a sexy vampire crushed them while I was crushing on her.
Now I have to somehow find my own way to stay alive in a world of angels, vampires, werewolves, and an assortment of other enemies that all want to kill me before I can mess up their plans for humanity's future. If that isn't enough, I also have to find the queen of all demons and recover the Holy Grail.
It's not like it's the end of the world if I fail.
Wait. It is.
©2013 Michael Forbes (P)2014 Michael ForbesThere's no enough time for the plot to breathe and the characters to develop. The pace is frantic with new scenes, deaths, deus ex machina power up-grades, and summarised world building ever 100 words. It's like the run on sentence of a child just waking from a fever dream...eg: and then she died, and then I was in another world and then there was someone trying to kill me and then I had a magically convinent power. and then side-kick and then. and then. unsatisfying.
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