You’ll wake up on Dream Island, the world’s strangest reality dating show where the contestants aren’t people but comfort objects — a weighted blanket, a lavender candle, a swan pillow, and more, all competing for your affection. Guided by a host who happens to be a walking glass of chamomile tea, you’ll endure confessional drama, over-the-top dream dates, and elimination ceremonies where bedtime accessories bare their souls. Along the way, you’ll gain a cheeky reminder of how ridiculous reality TV can be — and how deeply we all crave comfort, softness, and a little bit of drama before bed. This bedtime spoof is perfect for easing stress, making you laugh, and letting you drift into sleep carried by humor, coziness, and absurd delight. Tonight’s bedtime story fades into a black screen with ASMR Wave sounds to lull you to sleep.

✨ This story is part of our 🎭 Dream Spoofs series — cozy parodies of life’s absurdities, built for sleep. These stories gently poke fun at the ridiculousness of modern life (reality shows, bureaucracy, influencer culture… nothing is safe), while still offering the same warm, surreal comfort of a good dream.

🔭 Explore all of our series — ✨ DreamScapes, 🏡 Dream Grounding, 🧠 Dream Priming, 🐜 Dream Wonders, 📚 Dream Studies, and 🎭 Dream Spoofs — on YouTube 💤 @SleepDreamland

🌙 You’ll also find our full-length ambient soundscapes up to 8 hours on YouTube — hours of gentle white noise and dreamy atmospheres to carry your rest long after the story ends.