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Frolicking in Hayfields, Florida Men, and Asking Menards for… “Cock” | Ep. 31

Frolicking in Hayfields, Florida Men, and Asking Menards for… “Cock” | Ep. 31

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It’s October in the Midwest, and I’m losing my damn mind—in the best way possible. I’m talking pumpkin spice roll-arounds, garden spiders the size of frisbees, and why frolicking in a Nebraska hayfield beats walking through a New York subway any day.


Somewhere between reminiscing about construction workers calling me names, ranting about machete-wielding teens in New York, roasting Keith Urban for not being country, and confessing that I once loudly asked a Menards employee “Where’s the cock?”, this episode pretty much has it all.


Also: breaking news on court cases, picnics, and my own legendary rise from 21 to 32 YouTube subscribers. We’re unstoppable, baby.


👉 Hit subscribe, share it with your weird uncle, and let’s ride this hay wagon to glory.

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