We kick off with an intro-music meltdown (ft. cursed AI jingle) before diving into Taylor Swift album week—no leaks, only joy. Then Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco’s whimsical wedding, the viral Taylor “toast” rumor, and Super Bowl halftime buzz. Sister Wives returns with Cody & Robyn’s monogamy vows and chaos, followed by the shock split of Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban, Reese’s spot-on impression, and our call to rename the fandom (RIP Papa Apostles 😅).

00:00 — ⏰ Intro Music Meltdown: our theme song fails + AI jingle disaster

05:00 — 🎧 Taylor Swift Album Week: why we’re banning leaks and spoilers

08:00 — 🛋️ Therapy & Scheduling: keeping sane during launch week

12:00 — 💍 Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco’s Wedding: details on the ceremony + guests

16:30 — 🥂 Taylor Swift’s Speech at the Wedding: breaking down the viral “toast” rumor

22:30 — ☂️ Selena’s Wedding Guests: umbrellas, privacy rules, and Ralph Lauren looks

26:00 — 🎸 Ed Sheeran at the Wedding: the performance and reactions

28:00 — 🏟️ Super Bowl Halftime Rumors: who’s in, who turned it down, and why it matters

39:00 — 🐷 Sister Wives Season 20: Cody’s “I’m a guy” comment and family pushback

45:00 — 💍 Cody & Robyn’s Monogamy Dinner: “You and me, baby—monogamy” moment

52:00 — 💔 Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban Separation: what we know so far

56:30 — 🪨 Celebrity Couple Rankings: rethinking our “Mount Rushmore of Monogamy”

1:01:00 — 🎭 Reese Witherspoon Imitates Nicole Kidman: lighthearted moment + Nicole’s future

1:02:30 — 👋 Closing Thoughts: retiring “Papa Apostles” and picking a new fandom name

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