It’s almost Libra season and Stassi is back with C-O-Lo—tired, a little moody, and fully blaming the moon (and TikTok). After a failed attempt at cleaning Hartford’s toy-packed room and battling the usual kid chaos, Stassi just wants to feel better—but instead spirals into end-of-the-world theories: rapture, aliens, zombies, or maybe just AI gone wild. The girls talk parenting fatigue, how millennials are closing restaurants, and why old-people-vibe spots are elite. Then they land on Blake Lively’s bizarre Gossip Girl throwback IG post—was it nostalgic or just plain manipulative? Plus, Stassi shares her latest fashion finds and her crispy chicken Caesar wrap obsession (that TikTok has apparently been onto for a year). Strap on your tin foil berets and get ready for an unforgettable cosmic catch-up. We're posting this post-Rapture, so we made it lol!

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