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The Asshole Handbook for Getting Laid

A Practical Guide to Master Your Sex Life for Men

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The Asshole Handbook for Getting Laid

By: Carmen Valentina
Narrated by: Martin G. Jewell
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Nice guys finish last-assholes finish in the bedroom.

If you're tired of being ghosted, friend-zoned, or overlooked while other guys effortlessly hook up, it's time to flip the script. Asshole Handbook for Getting Laid is not about being a jerk-it's about mastering the unapologetic confidence, charisma, and edge that women are secretly drawn to.

This no-BS guide gives you a street-smart, results-driven approach to transforming your sex life, without relying on cheesy pickup lines or fake personas. It's for men who are done playing nice and ready to play real-with power, purpose, and primal intent.

Inside this brutally honest handbook, you'll discover:

  • The Asshole Archetype - Why women are magnetically drawn to bold, self-assured men (and how to channel that energy without being toxic)
  • The 'No Apologies' Mindset - Build bulletproof confidence and sexual dominance that women crave
  • Text Like a F*ing King** - Say less, mean more, and spark sexual tension with fewer words
  • Bedroom Power Moves - Proven techniques to take control, read her body, and blow her mind in bed
  • The Asshole's Playbook - Real-world flirting, approach, and seduction tactics that work in 2025's dating scene
  • Why Being Too Nice Is Killing Your Sex Life - And how to stop giving away your power
©2025 Carmen Valentina (P)2025 Carmen Valentina
Love, Dating & Attraction Psychology Psychology & Mental Health Relationships Social Psychology & Interactions
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