Now, I know what you’re thinking. “But doesn’t all that noise make you nervous?” Well, let me tell you something – I LOVE our movie nights! Sure, sometimes I get a little jumpy when I hear a doorbell sound on TV (because, obviously, I need to protect the house from fictional visitors), but mostly it’s awesome.

Music is pretty great too. I’ve got to admit, I’m not a massive fan of heavy metal – all that banging hurts my sensitive ears. But put on some nice jazz or classical music? Now we’re talking! It makes me feel relaxed and sophisticated, as if I’m wearing an invisible tuxedo.

The best part about TV time is snuggling with you on the couch. Yes, I know I’m basically the size of a small horse, but your lap looks so comfy! Don’t worry, I’ll just put one paw up there. Okay, maybe two paws. Fine, I’m basically sitting on you now, but isn’t this cozy?

What I really love is watching animal shows together. Those nature documentaries are fascinating! Though I do get confused when other dogs appear on screen. Where are they? Why can’t I smell them? Are they hiding behind the TV?

The key is picking the right stuff for us to enjoy together. I promise I’ll try not to howl along with the theme songs… but I make no guarantees about that one commercial with the squeaky toy sounds.