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You Can't Take It with You

Foolproof Techniques for Tidying Up Like There's No Tomorrow
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You Can't Take It with You

By: Messie Condo
Narrated by: Hillary Huber
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Break the cycle of stuff and declutter for once and for all!

Author Messie Condo is back! And this time, she’s tidied up her language to give you her most approachable organizing advice with none of the clutter of salty, NSFW words. With simple tips, hilarious quips, and a no-excuses approach, You Can’t Take It With You is the last organizing book you’ll ever need. Messie’s fun and insightful take on death cleaning will pull you out of your nostalgic reverie and existential dread with a mind-first approach so you can tackle those stacks of family photos, boxes of baby clothes, and attics full of antiques in no time. People agree that working with her is like decluttering with a friend—the kind that won’t let you keep those old logo tees and half-used hotel soaps. With Messie’s help, you can enjoy the rest of your life (long may it be) and your newly guilt-free relationships feeling 1,000 pounds lighter!

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