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What Happens When You Pick Your Face? Willem Dafoe Knows

What Happens When You Pick Your Face? Willem Dafoe Knows

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What happens when Willem Dafoe (COMEDIAN JEFF RICHARDS in deep fake ) drops by to discuss the fastest way to destroy your skin? Pure comedic chaos with surprising skincare insights.

Our special guest takes us on a wild ride through the devastating effects of methamphetamine on skin health, exploring the phenomenon known as "meth face" with his trademark intensity and unexpected humor. From the shocking science of formication (where 40-70% of users feel insects crawling under their skin) to the visible deterioration caused by dehydration and restricted blood flow, this episode peels back the layers on substance-related skin damage in a way only we could deliver.

Between fits of laughter, we uncover genuinely useful skincare knowledge – including Willem's unconventional hotel toiletry hack that might just change your routine. "You know they say it's for the body, but that's just so you won't use it on your face, but you can use it on your face," he shares with conspiratorial delight. This revelation alone makes the episode worth your time.

The conversation weaves through profound observations about art, substance use, and self-awareness, punctuated by Willem's philosophical gems like "You have to know what's wrong with you before you can figure out how to treat you." Despite the outlandish tangents involving everything from Jefferson Starship to book clubs for blind people, the episode delivers genuine value for anyone interested in understanding how lifestyle choices dramatically impact appearance.

Ready for a skincare discussion unlike any you've heard before? Subscribe now and join us for an episode that will leave you both more knowledgeable and thoroughly entertained. As Willem might say, "You've done your work, baby."

You can find JEFF RICHARDS @Tastyjeffrichards on IG AND YOUTUBE

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