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Confucius Reads The News

Confucius Reads The News

By: Confucius Jones
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 Radio personality Confucius Jones reads both local and national news in a satirical way.Confucius Jones
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  • Yes, This Episode Is About Charlie Kirk

    Yes, This Episode Is About Charlie Kirk
    Sep 17 2025

    Since our last episode MAGA hero Charlie Kirk was tragically murdered in Utah. We talk about his legacy and reactions from both sides of the political aisle. I also talk about a chef/bank robber, why the Eagles will win the Super Bowl again and crazy social media posts.

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    32 mins
  • To Be Woke or Not To Be Woke?

    To Be Woke or Not To Be Woke?
    Sep 10 2025

    First episode!! On this episode read the news about Trump's Chicago takeover, RFK Jr. and Tylenol, and a very expensive Lego Set. The main topic is why the term "woke" is another code word for racism.

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    21 mins
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