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The Official Redneck Phrasebook

Talk Like You Ain’t Got No Sense

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The Official Redneck Phrasebook

By: Earl M. McCune
Narrated by: Rudy Eisenzopf
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The Official Redneck Phrasebook: Talk Like You Ain’t Got No Sense is your one-way ticket to the hilarious, head-scratchin’, beer-sippin’ world of redneck lingo.

Packed with over 1,200 real redneck sayings, this ain’t no grammar guide — it’s a full-throttle, front-porch-approved handbook for speakin’ fluent fool. Whether you were born in a holler, raised by raccoons, or just want to fit in at a mud bog, this book’s got your back.

Inside you’ll find:

•Redneck romance lines smoother than a buttered biscuit

•Fightin’ words, flirtin’ comebacks, and barbecue wisdom

•Possum Wisdom quotes that belong on a t-shirt (or a tattoo)

•Fake ads, quizzes, and an honorary redneck certificate

•Chapters on trucks, beer, duct tape, family feuds, and more

From pickup lines to porch politics, it’s the ultimate survival guide for soundin’ like you ain’t got no sense — and likin’ it that way.

©2025 Earl M. McCune (P)2025 Earl M. McCune
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