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This Is Definitely Not the Life I Ordered

This Is Definitely Not the Life I Ordered

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You know that moment when you're like, “Okay, I’ve survived enough now. Universe, can we move on?”
Well, welcome to my week.
A crescendo of chaos, last-minute no-shows, emotional damage, and a work environment that feels like déjà vu in every wrong way.
In this episode, I talk about the moment I snapped out of it—when frustration turned into total clarity. Not bitterness, not burnout… but a full-on “Oh. So this is just not it.”
We’ll laugh, we’ll roll our eyes, and we’ll say goodbye (again) to lifestyles that don’t make sense.

Because if it’s not your dream life… why are you still entertaining it?

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