Why does Miracle Whip exist, and who thought putting it in a carrot-raisin salad was a good idea? These are the burning questions explored in this delightfully random episode that feels like rummaging through the junk drawer of Pat's mind—finding treasures you never knew you needed.

Remember those awkward childhood moments when you'd be at a friend's house, starving, and their mom would make you a sandwich? The anticipation builds as you watch her prepare it, Dionne Warwick playing softly on the kitchen radio. Then disaster strikes: that first bite reveals the unmistakable tang of Miracle Whip instead of mayo. But politeness prevents you from spitting it out, so you soldier through, betrayed by condiments. Pat paints this universal childhood trauma with vivid detail that will have you nodding in recognition.

The episode takes unexpected turns as Pat reveals that Costco will close all 600+ stores on Memorial Day to honor fallen service members. This leads to an appreciation for the company, despite Pat's humorous observations about bulk shopping ("What am I going to do with a gigantic tub of whatever?"). We also learn about forgotten KFC menu items from the 60s and 70s—buckets of chicken gizzards and livers—complete with a helpful explanation of what exactly a gizzard is (the muscular part of a bird's digestive system, in case you were wondering).

The show wraps with Pat sharing two vintage records from his collection: Phil Harris's 1950 novelty hit "The Thing" and The Jimmy Castor Bunch's 1972 classic "Troglodyte," complete with personal memories of his father dancing to the latter. These musical moments perfectly complement the nostalgic journey through food traumas, retail observations, and random thoughts.

Have you ever experienced the Miracle Whip betrayal? What childhood food memories still make you shudder? Share your thoughts and subscribe to catch more of Pat's wonderfully random observations that somehow make perfect sense.