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Attempted Vampirism: Publisher's Pack
- Attempted Vampirism, Books 1-2
- Narrated by: Joel Froomkin
- Series: The Attempted Vampirism Series
- Length: 17 hrs and 47 mins
- Categories: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy
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Publisher's Summary
Contains books one and two of the Attempted Vampirism series.
Attempted Vampirism, book one
It’s not easy being a vampire - just ask Jonathan. As the 32nd lord of Bloodhaven, Jonathan is a vampire noble. Alas, he’s a noble in name only. Forget gold, diamonds, and bountiful estates. All he has to his name are one cozy - some would say dilapidated - castle and a reputation as a fine scholar specializing in ancient lore. Of course, given the horrible ends both his father and grandfather met in pursuit of fame and fortune, it’s probably for the best that he enjoys the quiet life. Sadly, his quiet life is about to meet a horrible end of its own.
Think tax collectors are bad? How about...vampire tax collectors? After a run-in with the Blood Alliance Department of Taxation leaves Jonathan with nothing, he needs a lot of money, and he needs it now. But at least he can rely on his faithful servants for help, right? Wrong. The only servant he’s got left is his old but faithful butler, Miles. To get his castle and his stuff back, Jonathan and Miles have to take some risks, but the gods aren’t going to make it easy for them. After all, these are the same gods who took at least three tries to get the world mostly right, and they have some wonderful surprises up their sleeve.
Attempted Adventuring, book two
A vampire noble’s work is never done - just ask Jonathan. With the help of his faithful servant Miles, their first mission was rather more dangerous than he’d like.
Of course, one mission won’t be enough, and there’s nothing scarier than vampire tax collectors.
If Jonathan wants to get his castle back, he’ll have to go on more missions. Tougher missions. Scarier missions. Missions that make him question the sanity of dwarf architecture. And their newest mission is a doozy. But if he and the others can survive sea monsters, ancient evils, and an unlikely pair of allies, they might just strike it rich. One way or another, Jonathan is getting his castle back.
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- Kindle Customer
- 23-12-2020
Entertaining
I have been waiting for this to appear on audio for a while. I am not disappointed. The narration does the story a wonderful jolt of personality and Joel Froomkin has delivered an exceptional performance. Highly recommend.
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- swyrlgirl
- 05-01-2021
The New Sir Terry Pratchett
Said it, meant it! As a huge Discworld fan, I feel good saying this!! All of Estrella's books are beautiful satire combined with differently-abled themes and characters combing their strengths to succeed by overcoming societal norms in a wrapped in delicious , funny and fun LITRPG adventure without being one. Worth buying!
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- rafael h rivera
- 26-12-2020
It’s like a roller coaster ride
L.G. Estrella has become one of my favorite writers. I have listened to the other books in the other series. Hopefully there will be more books in the series too. the narrator is excellent hopefully Joel Froomkin comes back to this series.
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- Kindle Customer
- 01-01-2021
pretty good!
I really enjoyed this publishers pack, this Author has been spiked into one of my tops and I highly recommend his books.
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- Cori Steinberg
- 23-01-2021
Great story. so much fun.
once you get use to the authors writing style these books become amazing. love the story telling and the adventure.
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- Nutmeg
- 08-01-2021
Action Driven
Confession: I’m here because of Joel Froomkin. His narration is great as always, but I wasn’t sucked into the story. I do usually listen to romance, but I’ve loved other purely adventure books. In this story, I never really felt like I got to know the characters beyond their skills. Other reviews mentioned it felt like gamefic and though I’m unfamiliar with genre, it fits. I never really got into any role playing games, but this reminded me of the ones I tried. Everything seemed to be for the sake of “adventuring” and other motivations were just an excuse. I think listeners who prefer more action oriented books and plots made up of a series of quests will get more out of this than I did.
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- Allen
- 28-02-2021
Truls enjoyed this book
The voice characterizations were excellent. Great story line! Looking forward to the next in series.
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- Rebecca702
- 18-02-2021
Very Clever and Funny!
Compelling and interesting characters drive this story with loads of comedy. Author has a fresh take on fantasy! The performance was great. Enjoyed this audio a lot and it kept me very entertained.
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- Douglas L. Kindle Jr.
- 03-02-2021
i loved it from start to end
I definitely want more. starts off making you think where this is going and leaves you with wanting more stories and more aspects of this interesting world.
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- Jessica Hannigan
- 03-02-2021
Very enjoyable
The story was very fun and I liked all the characters. the author sometimes struggled to make the story jump to life and overly explained things often.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-02-2021
Good Book
It's just a will written book and the narrator brings it to farewell. There some comedy and its balance out .
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- Saffy
- 12-01-2021
All's Fair in Adventures and Taxation
I bought this book on a whim and because I had enjoyed other books narrated by Joel Froomkin and the sample sounded fun. I loved both books and can't wait for the series to continue.
If you are looking for high-brow literature then this is not for you, but if you want fun, adventure, mild to moderate peril and the chance to thwart evil then buy today and don't delay!
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- Alicja
- 07-01-2021
So much fun!
I absolutely loved the story and the characters. It’s like being in an RPG game.
Massive credit to the narrator who brought every character to live beautifully.
I hope there will be more.
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