A Guide to the Planet Earth for Aliens
Extended Stay
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Narrated by:
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Scott LeCote
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By:
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Tamara Crain
About this listen
You survived the visit.
This guide assumes you decided to stay a little longer.
A Guide to the Planet Earth for Aliens: Extended Stay is for those who found themselves unexpectedly embedded in human life — navigating time, money, work, relationships, pets, emotions, and rituals that were never explained in the original briefing.
Earth changes when it stops being a destination and starts being home.
This observational guide explores what happens after survival: the routines humans build, the rules they don't say out loud, the attachments they form, and the quiet weight of staying. With dry humor, calm honesty, and a steady alien perspective, it examines employment, parenting, holidays, emotional complexity, and the subtle signs that you've been here longer than planned.
This is not a travel guide.
It's not a survival manual.
It's a field guide for long-term exposure.
Thoughtful, funny, and quietly human, Extended Stay offers listeners a way to see everyday life from a safer distance — and maybe feel a little less alone while doing it.
Departure is optional.
Understanding takes time.
©2026 Tamara Crain (P)2026 Tamara Crain