A Guide to the Planet Earth for Aliens

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A Guide to the Planet Earth for Aliens

By: Tamara Crain

Narrated by: Scott LeCote

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Welcome to Planet Earth—home of unpredictable weather, snack-obsessed wildlife, and a species that thinks socks with sandals are acceptable.

If you're an alien traveler seeking adventure (or just stranded by a malfunctioning space cruiser), this is your ultimate guide to surviving Earth with your dignity mostly intact.

Inside you'll find:

Tips for interacting with humans (spoiler: bring snacks)
A breakdown of Earth’s chaotic transportation rituals
Survival strategies for Earth’s fashion, food, and flying squirrels
Checklists at the end of each chapter to track your progress—or failures
And crucially, why you should never say, “It’s a nice day,” out loud

Written with wit, sarcasm, and mild concern for your safety, A Guide to the Planet Earth for Aliens is perfect for fans of Douglas Adams, The Martian, and anyone who’s ever felt like Earth might be trying to kill them… but still wants to visit again.

Pack your tentacles, charge your translator, and bring snacks. You’re in for a wild ride.

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