Lorain O'Neil

Nuns. Super Soakers. Oversexed Assistants! An ancient organization of women who suck cruelty out of people tasks one surly centenarian with a bubble-brained teenager to save the world. Yup, the world is in some pretty deep doo-doo. Bonus chapters from some of the author’s other books are...

Comfortable. Safe. Orderly. That’s what Mark Hemmings happily thinks of his law student life until one balmy Florida night when he foolishly runs out to gawk up at that light in the sky. Zap! Mark is kidnapped by space aliens. When the aliens’ experiment on Mark teaches him a little too much...

Retired Schoolteacher Miri Prescott Is a God. Surprise! Waking up in a spaceship, kidnapped and back in her 18-year-old body, isn't the kind of thing that's supposed to happen to Miri. But with everyone insisting she’s the Adrus, the lost given God of the Adruminion, relentlessly lusted...

It killed a hundred million people! The most lethal event ever to hit humanity ravaged the world in 1918. But one victim was actually murdered and a century later newly graduated (i.e. unemployed) Library Science Minor Eileen Saffron scrambles to unmask the shocking truth, rousing a deadly...

Vezerine society works. Sort of. Since burning a special fuel rock, the Vezerine's power needs have been met. But now, Vezerine men can’t father daughters and even with cloning, extinction looms. Or, as the fairies say, to err is mortal but to really foul up requires the Vezerine....

Remy's just graduated college and...been kidnapped! And she doesn't have the vaguest idea why. But intractable businessman Isaiah Grommet knows why, knows what he's purchased, knows what Remy was bred for, knows what she is: a Liar Charm. Remy and her newfound little talent will be invaluable to...

EXPLOSIVE COLONOSCOPY ANGST! Seven-year-old Polonia Appleseed cowered in terror the night her Daddy died and killer unknown escaped, leaving a pair of sparkly-hearted men’s underwear as the only clue. But Polonia’s grown up now, and with all the suspects gathering after her Uncle...