System Error

Alan died once. Unfortunately, that was the easy part. Alan Fredrickson was an ordinary office worker with no combat training, no survival skills, and absolutely no reason to expect he'd ever need either. Then he wakes up in a fantasy world where reality runs on RPG mechanics. Now he has a character sheet, a sword, a spell menu, and a mysterious System determined to turn him into an adventurer. Theres just one problem: Alan has absolutely no idea what hes doing. His previous combat experience consists mostly of arguing with coworkers over the office thermostat. Now he has to fight monsters, complete quests, level up, loot corpses, and somehow avoid getting killed while dealing with goblins, bandits, dungeon cults, questionable magic, bizarre NPCs, and a goose that becomes far more important than any goose has a right to be. System Error: Normal Life Not Found is a fast-paced LitRPG comedy filled with game mechanics, sarcastic humor, ridiculous situations, explosive magic, and one spectacularly unqualified hero. He didnt ask to become a hero. He just wanted to survive the tutorial