Namaste Bitch Series

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Namaste, Bitch — I Found My Twin Inside Publisher's Summary

Peekaboo, Matrix — you’re busted.

Namaste, Bitch – I Found My Twin Inside is the story of burning your diapers, tossing your pacifier, and finally telling every illusion: “no more milk, bitch, I’m grown.”

This isn’t your grandma’s spiritual fairytale. It’s messy, loud, and full of divine toddler energy that flips the bird while giggling. I don't hand you healing crystals or soulmate promises — I hand you a cosmic rattle that smashes every mask you ever wore.

If you’re ready to crawl out of the Matrix playpen and dance naked in your own truth, welcome home, baby.

©2025 Cosmic Middle Finger Publishing, Solar Bruntha (P)2025 Cosmic Middle Finger Publishing, Solar Bruntha
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