Namaste, Bitch — I Found My Twin Inside
A Baby’s Guide to Burning the Matrix (Namaste Bitch Series, Book 1)
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Namaste, Bitch — I Found My Twin Inside
Narrated by:
Solar Bruntha
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Solar Bruntha
About this listen
Peekaboo, Matrix — you’re busted.
Namaste, Bitch – I Found My Twin Inside is the story of burning your diapers, tossing your pacifier, and finally telling every illusion: “no more milk, bitch, I’m grown.”
This isn’t your grandma’s spiritual fairytale. It’s messy, loud, and full of divine toddler energy that flips the bird while giggling. I don't hand you healing crystals or soulmate promises — I hand you a cosmic rattle that smashes every mask you ever wore.
If you’re ready to crawl out of the Matrix playpen and dance naked in your own truth, welcome home, baby.
©2025 Cosmic Middle Finger Publishing, Solar Bruntha (P)2025 Cosmic Middle Finger Publishing, Solar Bruntha
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