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Kuno, a former soldier, is searching for fortune. But not just as any ordinary adventurer. True power comes from making alliances with the alluring dungeon goddesses. Armed with a mysterious journal, his trusty axes, and no small amount of courage, he must navigate treacherous dungeons and prove his worth. The prize? Exclusive access to the goddesses' domains.

Kuno, a former soldier, is searching for fortune. But not just as any ordinary adventurer. True power comes from making alliances with the alluring dungeon goddesses. Armed with a mysterious journal, his trusty axes, and no small amount of courage, he must navigate treacherous dungeons and prove his worth. The prize? Exclusive access to the goddesses' domains. With each goddess offering unique challenges and tantalizing rewards, will Kuno forge the alliances he needs to uncover a legendary hidden treasure?

Rod Beton and Travis Walker have known each other almost all their lives; since the third grade, when Rod was the new kid in town and Travis befriended him with Pokémon trading cards and a fruit snack. Apparently Rod’s easy. Since that day, they've had each other's backs. Along the way, Rod fell in love with Travis. He's been hoping for some kind of signal from Travis that he returns Rod's feelings. When Travis announces his surprise engagement over Thanksgiving dinner, Rod decides he's done waiting for the impossible. He packs his belongings and heads for Skagit and a new life.

Kuno's quest for fortune takes a perilous turn as he and his companions venture deeper into the Brink. Now a fugitive from the king's law, he must navigate treacherous bogs, face monstrous creatures, and unravel the mysteries of a strange new dungeon. But Kuno is no ordinary delver. Armed with the enigmatic Godstone, he stands on the precipice of a greater destiny.

Armand, Lich Lord of the Necropolis, is bored. So very... very bored. He's guarded the greatest dungeon in the world against all comers, but the issue is, no one is coming anymore. No adventurers have fought his reanimated dragon. No heroes have fallen into the spike pits. No one's come to admire the menacing décor of skulls and warnings written in blood on the walls. Nothing! So what's a last boss to do when no one's good enough to challenge his dungeon? Why, build a party himself of course!

In Surrender of a Good Guy, author Josette Armand welcomes you aboard the erotically indulgent cruises of the adult Lifestyle. Join “Josie” as she sails the sexy seas, navigating a world of “swinging” adventure onboard a fleet of pleasure-packed voyages.

PS: The Dragon Bites transports us to a world of court intrigue, wizardry, and dueling magical species in a crossover of our planet Earth and the mysterious Shadeworld, which is unlike any we have ever experienced before. Aeron is a troubled dragon prince. His brother is stirring up rebellion and trying to steal his throne, his MIA childhood friend has finally been found after a years-long search but doesn't remember him, and being a teenager in a human school just isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Kuno, the emerging champion of the dungeons, faces his greatest challenge yet. With powerful allies by his side and the enigmatic Godstone coursing through him, he must delve into the treacherous Devouring Depths—where ancient horrors lurk and the balance of power hangs precariously.

Sixteen-year-old Hamilton Dinger leads a charmed life. He's got the grades for the top of the class, the abilities of a star athlete and Tetris player, and the charisma to get away with anything. Everything seems to be going along perfectly, including his plans to ask out Gwen Kessler, as he enters into tenth grade at Apollo Central High School.

Peppered with captivating tales both fresh and familiar, Cranky Superpowers unveils the often-missed hilarity in our everyday grumbles and groans. But it's not all laughter—this witty guide offers priceless insights into our hidden Cranky Superpowers, powers that when harnessed correctly, can ignite a more understanding, patient, and positively cranky version of ourselves.

The last surviving dinosaur: The TyrantoCrankaTsuris introduced the kid listeners to the tiniest, most dangerous dinosaur on the planet: The TyrantoCrankaTsuris. All humans descended from this tiny dinosaur - and this follow-up audiobook for adults examines how “crankiness” is part of our nature. Using good humor throughout, Steven Joseph observes that we typically do not hesitate to pour out our CrankaTsuris all over our spouses, kids, parents, and sibling - and then there can be a CrankaTsuris retaliation. Before you know it, you are in the middle of a CrankaTsuris food fight.

"Till death us do part." Those words she’d sworn never to break. Jill didn’t want a divorce, but the violence had to stop. One way or another, her marriage was going to end. "How to Get Away with Murder" is one of seven sinister tales featured in this genre-hopping collection of short fiction from Frank J. Thomas.

In the year 2070, 54-year-old Mason Shanahan struggles with an ever progressing world as many begin to demand artificial intelligence be given human rights. With his trusty pet fox, Skibbers, Mason seeks a way to save the world from an inevitable coming apocalypse. The darkest truth he fights within himself is that history is destined to repeat itself. His biggest question is: What can be done to stop it?

The Moustachios have been, and will always be, the Keepers of the Universe...Angelik Arkeepers to be exact, who are special enough to be chosen to watch over all that is, was, and will be and to protect all the secrets of the universe from the Deminion Darkeepers who would dare harm it. These individuals are evil enough to challenge what is pure and awaken the unsuspecting powers that lie within the mystical magnifying glass willed to the young sleuths by their beloved grandfather, Buck Moustachio.

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The mysteries of the universe are now in the spirited hands of new young Keepers! But what these Angelik children - Jake and Alexa Moustachio, do not know, but are destined to find out, is that they belong to the most cherished of all families. Their ancestors dated back as far as time can stretch. The Moustachios have been, and will always be, the Keepers of the Universe - Angelik Arkeepers to be exact, those special enough to be chosen to watch over all that is, was, and will be, and to protect all the secrets of the universe from the Deminion Darkeepers.

Kitya traded in a life of luxury for that of a sell sword at a young age, never looking back. On a rare visit home, her sister, Kitma, is attacked by the same man who attacked Kitya when she was 13. Now, intent on avenging the honor of her sister and her own self, Kitya sets out to hunt down the man who hurt them both. With one of the renowned Crimson Knights by her side, will she find justice and maybe, more?

What these Angelik children - Jake and Alexa Moustachio, do not know, is that they belong to the most cherished of all families...The Moustachios have been, and will always be, the Keepers of the Universe - Angelik Arkeepers to be exact, those special enough to be chosen to watch over all that is, was, and will be, and to protect all the secrets of the universe from the Deminion Darkeepers, who would dare do it harm.

Steve wants to get away, go travelling alone for a while to clear his head after the events of the past couple of weeks. The one problem, as he sees it, is that he hates being alone for too long. When he is, things tend to go wrong in a big way. Along the way, Steve will meet some unique people and creatures that change everything and force him into making choices he didn't necessarily want to make.

Steve, Andy, and the rest of the Abby's Bottom villagers have just overcome their biggest challenge yet in defeating the beast army. Now's the time to regroup and plan, as they know there will be greater challenges ahead. Steve knows he needs to improve as does the rest of the front line force. Steve first needs to deal with his own issues before tackling those of the village. He, with the help and support of his friends, must rapidly move on and advance or potentially suffer the consequences.