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After too many lifetimes to count slaying demons and grinding levels, prophesied hero Kaito finally tells destiny where to shove it. He's done. When dimensional portal number seventeen drops him in front of an enthralled king begging him to vanquish the looming Dark Army, he does what any retired adventurer would do—politely refuses and heads off to focus on the simple pleasures of life: community, and getting his taxes done on time.

Kaito's back, and the system AI is still having a terrible time! Just when our reluctant hero thought he'd escaped the clutches of destiny, he finds himself knee-deep in divine paperwork and celestial red tape. Kaito, his snarky AI companion, and Zenith are thrust into a city where even the gods need to fill out forms in triplicate.

After 17 isekai tours, Kaito D. Smith takes the most dangerous job yet: HR for gods. At DIP, a planet-sized office at the center of everything, his days are a blur of cosmic request forms, compliance rituals, and simulation chambers where "orientation" involves dodging meteorites in business casual.