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Meet the What if? Kids. Nine-year old Juniper Chase, his younger sister Dew, his step brother River and their very loud purring cat Ludwick, who thinks he is a warrior. Join their incredible adventures when they find a large old brass key in their dusty attic. Feel their danger when they realise there is an invisible keyhole which they can unlock and slide through the portal to another world called Gleesphere. Learn how the What if? Kids, try to save the city of Gleeway with their bravery and heroic deeds.

Here come the What if? Kids on another amazing adventure. Thinking the magical words What if? they are propelled through a flame tree to the planet Gleesphere. A lot of time has passed, and Gleesphere is being destroyed by their arch-enemy Hugo Sogo and his offsider purple haze. Feel the menace in the air! Be astounded by the What if? Kids' heroic deeds to save Gleesphere.

Eight wacky out of this world SCI-FI stories STUFFED FULL OF INTERGALACTIC CHUCKLES!!

Here’s a book stuffed full of gigglesome stories and chucklesome cartoons from the pens of Ian Billings and Hunt Emerson. There’s stories about horror, sci-fi, history, mystery, fantasy, fable, adventure & myth.

Max and Trixie are back for their most dangerous adventure yet in The Temporal Travel Agency Book 3:. Just when they thought they had mastered the art of time travel, they uncover a sinister plot that threatens to unravel the very fabric of history. From ancient empires to futuristic cities, Max and Trixie must navigate treacherous timelines, outwit time rebels, and confront their most personal challenges. Along the way, they’ll encounter familiar faces, new enemies, and a maybe a few shocking revelations...

Theorem, Argo, Hockney and Rush are designed to be the perfect Robot Rescue Team. But when their beloved creator goes missing, they must work together better than ever to save him, and the world that will change for the worse if they fail.

"It's supersmellygunkyfilthynastygrosslyputrid!" In your hands you are holding the true story of the FBG — the Flipping Big Gnome! He's not like other gnomes. Oh, no! He's big, flipping big! Together with his friend, Stephanie and the King of Engerlund and a huge herd of emus he tries to save the world from a huge Dollop of the rudest, naughtiest and smelliest gnomes ever! Ever! Because they're coming for your imagination!

Billy Plonka and the Grot Laboratory, the 100 percent unofficial official parody of one of the greatest children's stories of all time, as each character meets their grotty fate as they go on their tour of The Grot Laboratory. As the name suggests, a disgusting place full of scumpiddlinoxious fumes and smelly smells!

Hi, my name is Vincent Connor, and I'm the author. I don't consider myself an author as such, as this is my first ever book. However, I found it immensely enjoyable writing this book, and I hope that you find as much pleasure in listening to it. This book came to me in an almost blinding flash. The story, in verse, just seemed to appear in my head from nowhere, and I felt compelled to write it down. As I did so, more verses came to me, and before I knew it, I had over 30 verses typed up.

The kingdom of Primordia is in terrible peril. Who will protect the innocent and trample on the forces of evil? The Knights of the Stone Table, that's who! Cheer as they charge into battle atop dinosaurs and mammoths. Can they prevail against treacherous knights, pterodactyl pirates, and dino-sorcerers?

Meet Moss, an apprentice dino-dung shoveler working in Primordia's royal stables. He couldn't be any further down the pecking order without being underground—and he'll certainly never get a chance to be a knight like his hero, Sir Brutus Fallsword. But fate takes a twist when Moss discovers that he has a gift for speaking to dinosaurs. He is suddenly and unexpectedly enlisted into training a truly fearsome beast—the huge and mighty Tyrannosaurus rex belonging to the king's own daughter, Princess Opal!

King Kenny the Lion has everything he could ever want or need, but when he catches a glimpse of a much-adorned cape belonging to his fox friend, Commander Corby, his heart becomes full of greed and envy. As he plots to steal the cape that doesn’t belong to him, he quickly discovers that what isn’t meant for him will not make him happy, and that he should be happy for others when they have good things.