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Misha is a jaded scriptwriter who has been working in Hollywood for decades, and has just been nominated for his first Oscar. But when he's pressured by his producers to kill off a gay character in the upcoming season finale—"for the algorithm"—Misha discovers that it's not that simple. As he is haunted by his past, and past mistakes, Misha must risk everything to find a way to do what's right—before it's too late.

Thanks to a job interview with biotech company Rubble Labs, tomorrow is one of the most important days of Jenn’s life. She’s more than prepared, and her resume speaks for itself, but after a botched haircut at a new salon, Jenn is scrambling to find someone who can salvage the mess. It’s going to take one of the best stylists in the world, but that’s exactly who Jenn finds when she stumbles upon beautiful Ralla Brims, a mysterious T-Rex barber who cuts the hair that’s best for you, not necessarily best for everyone else.

Alison is a huge fan of the classic Broadway musical, Sabertooth Cats. When she gets a chance to work at the red carpet premiere and write a review of the film, she jumps at the chance, and after making a deep connection with one of the film’s Sabertooth Cats stars, the night couldn’t get any better. Soon enough, Alison and her beautiful prehistoric lover are locked in a wild lesbian encounter.

Joma’s tropical vacation is off to a rocky start when she learns the nearby beach cove is inaccessible to guests. Apparently, local legends of mermopeds in the ocean caves have caused scientists to close down the area and hunt for answers.

Kendra’s been having a terrible day, and it only seems to be getting worse. Between the jammed drawer that kept her from eating breakfast, or the flat tire on her car, Kendra’s beginning to worry that her big presentation as work is headed for a similar dose of bad luck. Fortunately, on the way to the office Kendra stumbles upon the planet Mercury herself, and quickly discovers that these unfortunate circumstances may be linked to the fact that Mercury is in retrograde.

When Mary spots a strange and mysterious "S" symbol, she can’t help feeling like she’s seen it before. Is it the logo for the Stummy clothing company from the '90s? Some piece of art that just happens to pop up in subconscious minds all across the world? Determined to learn the origin of this universal S, Mary begins a quest for knowledge that takes her across the globe, eventually arriving at a face-to-face encounter with the physical manifestation of this stylized "S" herself.

Gilly’s days are packed to the brim, stuffed with so many activities and events that it’s difficult for her to focus. Soon enough, this mounting anxiety begins to show up in frustrating ways. Fortunately, Gilly’s social plans for the evening are unexpectedly cancelled, and she soon finds herself with a block of hours dedicated to getting her to-do list done. However, when these cancelled plans physically manifest as a beautiful, hovering calendar named Olga, Gilly quickly realizes that her evening might be more action-packed than she initially thought.

Mona is on trial, and she’s absolutely terrified. After saying that chocolate milk is “better than sick water”, she’s being sued by water itself for a billion dollars. Fortunately, this food-and-beverage-based case is the perfect fit for her sentient macaroni and cheese lawyer, Hemma.

Summer is here, and Jenny can’t wait to hit the local community pool. It’s her first day back in the water, and she’s thrilled to see all of the new faces this year. When she notices the new lifeguard, a beautiful ancient megalodon shark named Beeba, Jenny is entranced, which causes her to drown.

Michelle has been tasked with watching her friend's dog, Lucky, over the weekend. It's a simple task, but when Lucky escapes, things get complicated. Fortunately, Michelle finds help in a kind T-Rex named Lara, who accompanies Michelle on her journey across town in search of this missing pup.

Sally works outside the office and spends most of her time enjoying the peace and quiet of her local library. Today, however, something feels off. It turns out the whole place is just slightly colder than usual. Sally approaches the front counter for answers and quickly finds herself face to face with a sentient ice cream librarian named Drenda. When Sally realizes she’s getting twice as much done with the slightly colder air, she wants to give thanks to this beautiful dessert. Unfortunately, Drenda has been fired, sending Sally on a journey of lesbian love through The Tingleverse.

Collected within are seven of Chuck’s greatest lesbian works, breathtaking journeys through the world of classic literature that will melt your heart and get you off.

Nicole is thrilled to spend the weekend with her friends at Camp Diamond Lake, a secluded campground that used to be all the rage but has since been mysteriously abandoned. It’s only on the drive up that Nicole learns why, hearing the legend of Jesse Voormees, a masked brachiosaurus who stalks the lake at night.

Bella is a good writer, that much is certain, but she can’t help thinking there’s something missing from her prose. While she’s happy with her success, she can’t help the nagging feeling that things have gotten stale. After a series of bad encounters with question marks, exclamation points, and a particularly bad date with a comma, Bella is at a loss for how to proceed. Fortunately, at the end of the evening she crosses paths with a beautiful, unique punctuation mark – one she’s never seen before – and finds herself head over heels for this gorgeous lesbian em dash named Emily.

A 2025 Audie Award winner for Judges Category: Horror! This program features multicast narration. "André Santana brings a personable feel to this satirical sci-fi romp.... This audiobook is a fast-paced cocktail of social commentary, humor, and horror." —AudioFile on Straight Bury Your Gays...

It’s Valentine’s Day, and Megan has taken this opportunity to spill her feelings to her friend Alice in a very intimate card. She’s nervous, but fortunately it appears Alice could make the same romantic admission first. There are two candy hearts held within Alice’s envelope, each one of them featuring a startlingly explicit phrase. But is this a message from Alice, or from the candies themselves? The truth is quickly revealed when these sentient bisexual treats reveal their true desires.

The Tingleverse is a vast place, with infinite layers of reality that abide by only own steadfast rule: love is real. With all these potential universes, it was only a matter of time before twice Hugo Award nominated author, Dr. Chuck Tingle, began telling stories of love between ladybucks and their beautiful bigfoot, dinosaur, unicorn and living object partners.

Bailey loves the video arcade, and spends most of her time at her local spot racking up high scores and running through pockets full of quarters. When she hears about an exclusive club up in the hills called The Tinglecade, however, Bailey sets out to find a way in. Eventually, Bailey finds herself at this mysterious arcade, but quickly realizes there’s much more at work here than just a few rare game cabinets. Now Jessica and Henry, a pair of gorgeous sentient arcade games, are treating Bailey to a three-player bisexual encounter unlike anything she’s ever experienced.

A heatwave in Southern California is bad news, and when Amanda’s air conditioning unit breaks down, things quickly go from bad to worse. It’ll take a full day to repair, sending Amanda on a desperate mission to keep cool.

Selena is having a weird day. It starts off simple enough, with a few household items disappearing mysteriously, but things quickly turn heartbreaking when Selena’s office excludes her from a queer team-building workshop. According to Selena’s new boss, her current hetero-presenting relationship invalidates her bisexuality. Now Selena is on a mission to shake up the system and prove her new boss wrong, but as things continue to disappear around her, she realizes there’s more going than meets the eye.