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Awakened by bloodcurdling screams, Santa Claus springs into action to stop a lethal sickness from infecting his reindeer, only to learn that he's already too late. Christmas is all but ruined. But, when a disgraced alcoholic Christmas elf offers to retrofit the sleigh with highly advanced technology, Santa's hope of saving Christmas is renewed. With a solid plan in place, they hitch the sole surviving reindeer to Santa's sleigh and prepare to launch into the blustery night...until Father Time interrupts Santa's plans with an ultimatum that could kill Christmas forever.

Follow Victor Adams' hilarious dystopian satire of American life. From a disastrous Disneyland Selfi-Park to tongue-twisting corporate sloganeering and 'investment ready' lawsuits. You'll wonder where fiction stops and reality starts. Teri Bradshaw finally conquered life; she got rich. Her TSA agents have been robbing airport passengers for a decade. She ships all her stuff down to Nicaragua to resell around the world. But when that country spirals into civil unrest, can her scheme survive?

Atlantis is rising from the depths, wreaking havoc across the world with its emergence, and apparently, Santa is the only one who can stop it. When diplomacy fails to dissuade the Atlantians from pursuing their devastating goals, Santa realizes a new fight to save the Earth has just begun.

Santa Claus just saved Christmas, so why are there dozens of prehistoric nightmares ravaging the streets of Moscow on Christmas Day? With his reindeer team restored and Snoot at his side once again, Santa springs into action, only to find a nefarious force eager to destroy not only Christmas but also the entire human race. As the Lord of Time and Space, the Time Raptor has inherited cosmic powers far beyond his control. Recognizing the evils mankind has perpetrated upon the Earth, the Time Raptor knows he must act to save the planet from its modern-day menace: humanity.

Maybe it was fate or a shadow on her soul, she did not know, but it was not her plan to be hunted by a supernatural creature - not her desire to have her friends and family in danger. Standing beside Kane, her best friend, there was blood flowing down his back. Growing up together on the farm, helping tutor him after his father’s death. Other than her father, Kane was the strongest person she knew. On her other side, her father. They know each other’s pain and the desire for revenge. You don’t mess with family. Those thoughts on her mind as she says, "Kill it, Daddy".

Long ago in the very distant past...there existed an incredible neighborhood of Ant Cows that lived in the Shoobie Doobie jungle of wonder and mirth. The Shoobie Doobie jungle was a place of wonder and mirth, because all the Ant Cows that lived in that neighborhood were always smiling and grinning. They were always smiling and grinning, because they possessed the most ridiculous and entertaining treasure that any jungle neighborhood ever possessed: four golden jars of yellow mayonnaise.

Surrender can mean many things to many people, even animals. In this fictional story, a fairy-tale satire about a Sasquatch (Bigfoot) named PoBo, we learn what it can mean on many different levels. On one level, he is displaced from his family at a young age amid a war initiated by humans. But with an unyielding spirit to be reunited with his kin - and with music being his best motivator, at least at first - the hairy bachelor decides to set off on a dangerous quest to find them.