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Not only is Graham Peterson unlucky in his choice of careers, he's also been terrible with women throughout his adult life. That changes when he meets Alison on a work night out. Unfortunately for Graham, however, things change so drastically that within a month of dating Alison he gets the news that he's about to become a father for the first time.

Not only is Graham Peterson unlucky in his choice of careers, he's also been terrible with women throughout his adult life. That changes when he meets Alison on a work night out. Unfortunately for Graham, however, things change so drastically that within a month of dating Alison, he gets the news that he's about to become a father for the first time.

Sound interesting? The author thinks so too! Listen to Dabbs Double: DITD & MVIR and experience the compelling world of The Office Idiot and The Village Idiot.

This collection of comedy audiobooks read by Chris Dabbs includes The Village Idiot Reviews, The Office Idiot Reviews, and Dating In The Dark: sometimes love just pretends to be blind. In The Village Idiot Reviews , join Brian as he tries to woo the local shopgirl. Will passing out face down in superglue while trying to make her a gift hinder his chances of going out with her? In The Office Idiot Reviews, hear about Hogsbottom Plugs' idiotic workforce as they explain their recent life events through reviews of things they've bought.

Sound interesting? The author thinks so too! Listen to Dabbs Double: DITD & TVIR and experience the compelling world of Dating in the Dark and The Village Idiot Reviews.

Includes two books from author Pete Sortwell, Bride and Gloom and Village Idiot Reviews....

Includes two books from author Pete Sortwell.

Sound interesting? The author thinks so too! Listen to Dabbs Double DITD & TIOR!

A four-book bundle! The Village Idiot Reviews - Every village has an idiot, we know that, but what if there was a village full of them? Furthermore, what if all those idiots suddenly found the joys of online shopping and started reviewing everything they bought? Well, "What if" no more. Here is The Village Idiot Reviews. Also features: More Village Idiot Reviews; The Office Idiot Reviews; and More Office Idiot Reviews.

The two books Ian read. So Low So High and Who Like Short Shorts.

Every office has many different characters. This one is no different. Apart from that, on top of being a group of different people, they're all idiots.

More Village Idiot Reviews and More Office Idiot Reviews.

The Village Idiot Reviews - Every village has an idiot, we know that, but what if there was a village full of them? Furthermore, what if all those idiots suddenly found the joys of online shopping and started reviewing everything they brought? The Office Idiots Reviews - There are all sorts of idiots we have to work with every day...Hogsbottom Plugs, "the home of bath plugs" has a higher concentrate than other work places, from the MD down to the cleaner, they’re all idiots.

All of the books Chris Dabb's has read by Pete Sortwell in one place.

This is the story of Simon Brewster's last year using class "A" drugs. Join him as he crashes his way through police cells, courtrooms, and display cabinets. One way or another, Simon will stop using drugs. But can he overcome his addictions before his addictions destroy him?

Things were looking up for Graham Peterson in both his career and his love life at the end of the last book, The Diary of a Hapless Father: Months 0-3, but things were never going to stay sweet in Graham's garden for long. With his proposal to Alison refused and at risk of losing his new job before he even starts, 2013 isn't off to a good start at all. One of the only things keeping poor old Graham going is knowing that the first three terrifying months of his son Charlie's life are behind him.

This is the second volume in the collection of Chris Dabb's readings of Pete Sortwell's comedy books, containing More Village Idiot Reviews, More Office Idiot Reviews, and Bride and Gloom: sometimes love is better off blind. In More Village Idiot Reviews, Frederick has injured his nipples in a vicious moped accident while on his honeymoon and no longer feels like a man. Meanwhile, Ethel has discovered who made her shopping trolley explode last year.

With little interest in anything other than his quest for a woman and a nice bit of cod and chips, Jason needs to think outside the box if he's going to find someone who'll give him a chance. Along with Barry - his best mate - Jason comes up with the only thing he thinks will work: dating a blind woman. However, to do that, he needs to pretend he's blind himself, which is a lot harder than you might think, especially when guide dogs are so hard to come by.

It's been just over a year since we last visited Hogsbottom plugs, and there's been lots of change. Jeff no longer has an obsession with Westlife or The Jackson Five, Hogsbottom has brought in a lawyer with a height complex and a dodgy bowel to help him sell the company, so he can leave his wife and live the life of Riley with his mistress, who is also Jeff's mother. The question is: will Hogsbottom be able to get the sale though without Jeff finding out and ruining the future for everyone?

There are all sorts of idiots we have to work with every day. Every office has them. Fortunately for most of us idiots in the work place are few and far between. However, Hogsbottom Plugs, "the home of bath plugs", has a higher concentration than other work places - from the MD down to the cleaner, they're all idiots. Hear the trials and tribulations of this idiotic workforce as they explain their recent life events through reviews of things they've brought.