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Eichard, an organic farmer from Repreter, has one last haul of horch to sell at the Tri-Star System Farmer's Market. His retirement plan includes the installation of NanoDream Electronic's shipbrain Electra Five-Seven-Niner, the world's first of its kind. When he is boarded by pirates in the middle of the Lawless Zone, the memory of his dead daughter haunts him, and the pirates get more than they'd bargained for.

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In Season One, he awoke from the dead for the third time, his memories scrambled. He survived the terrifying wasteland by his wits, his mana-pistol, and luck, but his luck then ran out. Now, in Season Two, he's got something to say. Kill me with a floating city? You got my attention. But then steal from me and try to burn me alive? You got me thinking. I think I'm going to find your yigging, walking carcass and introduce it to two friends of mine: pain and vengeance.

Waking up from the dead for the third time with vengeance on his mind, the Wizard Killer realizes his memory is shot. Who is he? And more importantly, how is he going to survive in the post-apocalyptic fantasy wasteland long enough to find out?

Thelonious "Theo" Mitchell is a down-on-his-luck teenager, wandering aimlessly through life with no desire or focus. When tragedy strikes, he is taken in by his aunt and uncle. Thrown into a new school with unfamiliar surroundings, he befriends the class "troublemaker". After yet another tragedy, will Theo fall victim to life, or use the tragedy as a spark and motivation to embrace all that life has to offer?

101 funny jokes for kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? Try this funny joke book for kids. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This book is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and playing aloud at home. The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and a massive assortment of awesome jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults.

From the number one best-selling author Arnie Lightning comes a brand-new Halloween joke collection with lots of spooky Halloween jokes, knee-slappers, and moan-n-groaners. You will cackle at all the jokes about monsters, ghouls, witches, ghosts, zombies, and more. Arnie's witty and comedic humor returns with the 2017 Halloween edition to make your little ghouls and goblins laugh with nonstop puns and jokes about everything Halloween. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together!

You will giggle so hard at these funny Halloween jokes for kids. There are over 100 super funny and hilarious Halloween jokes created to make you laugh!

Inacio, an educated sailor from Portugal who is shipwrecked on Flores Island, believes non-Europeans lack honor and intelligence. Buti, an Indonesian villager, has a well-deserved reputation as a lazy and cowardly drunk. Belly, a cave-dwelling Ebu Gogo, desperately wants to pass his rite of manhood. The lives and destinies of these men intersect one terrifying day in 1598 when the peace and beauty of Flores is desecrated by zombies from Inacio's ship.