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To Blunt the Sharpest Claw
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
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Oscar Teabag-Dooven, former Velvet Paw of Asquith and occasional poet, is ready to leave the chaos behind. Having faced tendony beasts, collapsing palaces, poetic terrorists, and exploding pastries, he’d much prefer foccussing on the opening night of his theatrical debut. Unfortunately, the world has other ideas.
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To Blunt the Sharpest Claw
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: Morigan Tetralogy, Book 3, The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 6
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 14-10-2025
- Language: English
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With Eyes No Longer Blind
- Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 13 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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The city of Liebe is gone and Oscar presumed dead. With Tabby Miss Cakes adrift in a crumbling realm of myth and memory, she's not sure what’s real anymore—or if anything ever was. When Oscar reappears, inexplicably alive, the two stumble into a bizarrely wholesome world where people sand horses, kindness is weaponised and no one seems to notice the sky is falling. That’s because a poet is eating reality.
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With Eyes No Longer Blind
- Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2, The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 5
- Length: 13 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 14-10-2025
- Language: English
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Lasst mich einfach hier sitzen und Yakisoba essen
- By: Kikuko Tsumura, Katja Busson - Übersetzer
- Narrated by: Ann-Kathrin Hinz
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Die Erzählerin in diesem Hörbuch ist müde - von der Arbeitswelt, ihren absurden Ritualen und entfremdenden Herausforderungen. Allerdings entwickeln auch die abseitigsten Anstellungen ihre Tücken - von Läden, die vom Erdboden verschwinden, über mysteriösen Sekten, zu einem Landschaftspark, der von einem Geist heimgesucht scheint. Fast könnte man meinen, das System ist das Problem ...
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Lasst mich einfach hier sitzen und Yakisoba essen
- Narrated by: Ann-Kathrin Hinz
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 31-10-2025
- Language: German
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Enjoy Your Stay at the Shamrock Motel
- By: Andrew Kaufman
- Narrated by: Andrew Kaufman
- Length: 3 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Getting to the Shamrock Motel isn’t easy. It’s just off Concession #18, but you can’t get there through a sequence of lefts and rights. To find the Shamrock you have to be lost–not just on the map, but in your heart and soul. The Shamrock Motel does not accept reservations. The only way to get a room is by walking into the office and asking Rosemary, the owner/operator for one. Try not to stare at her hair.
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Enjoy Your Stay at the Shamrock Motel
- Narrated by: Andrew Kaufman
- Length: 3 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 13-10-2025
- Language: English
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Romeo and Juliet Keep Their Eyes on the Prize
- A Dwayne Finnegan Novel (The Dwayne Finnegan Series, Book 2)
- By: Richard Engling
- Narrated by: Richard Engling
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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In this hilarious follow-up to Give My Regards to Nowhere, Chicago director Dwayne Finnegan has another crack at the big time if only his production of Romeo and Juliet can shine. However, Dwayne shares rehearsal space with a psychedelic drug cult that believes Dwayne’s production is evil. The cult sabotages him. His actors rebel. His publicist gets entangled with a loan shark. Bones are broken, the production drops into chaos, Dwayne’s marriage hangs by a thread, but despite it all, the show must go on.
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Romeo and Juliet Keep Their Eyes on the Prize
- A Dwayne Finnegan Novel (The Dwayne Finnegan Series, Book 2)
- Narrated by: Richard Engling
- Series: The Dwayne Finnegan Series, Book 2
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 05-09-2025
- Language: English
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The Bialy Pimps
- A Tale of Fame and Baked Goods
- By: Johnny B. Truant
- Narrated by: Johnny B. Truant
- Length: 14 hrs and 20 mins
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Life is good at Bingham's Bagel Deli. The loathed customers are dealt the poor treatment they seem to deserve, bad rap music is played loudly, and The Rat is killed often enough to stem his immortality. And the insane homeless regulars -- like drunken Little Johnny Redbeard -- keep life interesting. When a rival tricks the crew into thinking that the deli's closure is imminent, they do the only logical thing: instead of giving up, they decide to go out in a blaze of glory, handing their customers the humiliation and abuse that the pesky social contract had previously forbidden.
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The Bialy Pimps
- A Tale of Fame and Baked Goods
- Narrated by: Johnny B. Truant
- Length: 14 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 05-09-2025
- Language: English
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A transformação
- By: Franz Kafka, Celso Donizete Cruz, Walter Benjamin
- Narrated by: Alberto Eloy
- Length: 3 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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A transformação (Die Verwandlung, 1915) foi publicada originariamente na revista expressionista Weiße Blätter, que abrigava textos da nova geração de escritores alemães como Heinrich Mann, Ernst Bloch e Rosa Luxemburgo. A novela narra a singular história de Gregor Samsa, um caixeiro viajante que certo dia acorda em sua cama transformado em inseto. Plena de significados simbólicos, a obra deu origem às mais diversas interpretações.
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A transformação
- Narrated by: Alberto Eloy
- Length: 3 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 03-09-2025
- Language: Portuguese
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Hello, I Must Be Going
- The Bar at the Intergalactic Hotel, Book 6
- By: Jim Yoakum
- Narrated by: Josiah John Bildner
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Several years after being plunked back down to Earth, Derek Christian (mediocre music journalist and reluctant space adventurer) finds himself being swept up again by the mysterious Kent to (once again) save the universe, this time from Clone Kent who is assembling an army to invade Zongoland and steal the Creator's secret recipe for doughnuts which contains the secret to all creation. Some things have changed in that time, Clone Derek (who took his place on Earth while he was away) has made Derek a rich and successful writer, but, he harbors a grudge.
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Hello, I Must Be Going
- The Bar at the Intergalactic Hotel, Book 6
- Narrated by: Josiah John Bildner
- Series: The Bar at the Intergalactic Hotel, Book 6
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 28-08-2025
- Language: English
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Birthweek of a Hikikomori
- By: Kameron Rex Hansen
- Narrated by: Eric Sweigert
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
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In this audacious and honest debut, a college student’s life in New York City serves as a satirical endorsement of modern life everywhere. Collin finds the self-service kiosks at McDonald’s consistent and calming in an otherwise chaotic world. He stands before one, swiping through the interactive menu as a way to ground himself more firmly in his reality—a reality of video games, posting furniture on Craigslist, and chatting with strangers on Discord. He mutters, “No man is an island,” and then realizes he hasn't spoken out loud since he last said, “semipermeable membrane."
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Birthweek of a Hikikomori
- Narrated by: Eric Sweigert
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 18-08-2023
- Language: English
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Juan and Willy
- By: Lorraine Ray
- Narrated by: Gordon B. Diamond
- Length: 2 hrs and 45 mins
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Who hasn't dreamed of finding a fortune in gold? After Juan Verdugo and Willy Jent are fired from their jobs as car detailers at a dealership, a desire for gold possesses them. Locating a lost mine, however, means they have to outsmart a kid, a huge challenge for this pair. With an idea of where some lost gold might be, they search for a truck with an intact transmission that isn't full of feral cats. Of course, abandoned mines aren't safe places either, a fact especially true for these buddies.
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Juan and Willy
- Narrated by: Gordon B. Diamond
- Length: 2 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 14-08-2023
- Language: English
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Gstaad
- Die Andere Bibliothek 464
- By: Arnon Grünberg, Rainer Kersten - Übersetzer
- Narrated by: Kevin Kasper
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
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Das frühe Meisterwerk des niederländischen-Bestseller-Autors - erstmals auf Deutsch. Menschen, die nichts werden können, müssen das werden, was sie spielen. Für den jungen François Lepeltier, der hier scheinbar unbedarft seine Lebensgeschichte ausbreitet, ist das die Essenz des Überlebens. Von der Mutter, einem Zimmermädchen mit kleptomanischen Anwandlungen, wird François in der Pension Sonnenhügel in Baden-Baden aufgezogen.
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Gstaad
- Die Andere Bibliothek 464
- Narrated by: Kevin Kasper
- Series: Die Andere Bibliothek
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 15-08-2023
- Language: German
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Florida Hustle
- By: Paul Wilborn
- Narrated by: Dan Levy, Abigail Reno
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
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Embark on a rollicking Florida escapade through this masterfully crafted, wickedly funny comic novel. Set in 1980s Florida, this coming-of-age adventure follows the journey of a 17-year-old aspiring horror filmmaker captivated by a B-movie scream queen. Stealing away from his family’s Palm Beach mansion, he joins forces with an aging con man and his ambitious girlfriend. Together, they race into the heart of the Everglades, where his dream girl is filming Swamp Fiend 2. However, their plans bog down in a treacherous swamp teeming with competing cons and hustles, and a whole lot of alligators!
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Florida Hustle
- Narrated by: Dan Levy, Abigail Reno
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 25-07-2023
- Language: English
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The Display
- An Original Tale of Holiday Decorating Chaos
- By: Carl Boehm
- Narrated by: Carl Boehm
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
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Experienced Halloween haunters Ray and Getty have won the Samhain Award for their horrifying haunts for the last nine years. When their cheating rival Del Mondo breaks the rules and steals their 10th win, Ray and Getty must resort to the spookiest means necessary to reclaim their titles. In part two, the duo face the aftermath of their competition with Del as they shift from Halloween spooky to Christmas cheer in order for Ray to save his marriage and claim the crown of best holiday decorator in the land.
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The Display
- An Original Tale of Holiday Decorating Chaos
- Narrated by: Carl Boehm
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 23-06-2023
- Language: English
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Radio Free America
- A Sort of Prequel to the Bar at the Intergalactic Hotel
- By: Jim Yoakum
- Narrated by: John Pitacciato
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
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Before Derek Christian became the confused hero, pawn of the universe, and reluctant cosmic adventurer of the Intergalactic novels, he was a simple copywriter at a radio station in Atlanta, WRFA: Radio Free America. This story tells how his writer's block set off a domino effect of murder and cosmic intrigue as The Fear chases him to his breaking point, and how he manages to escape into a world not of his own making.
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Radio Free America
- A Sort of Prequel to the Bar at the Intergalactic Hotel
- Narrated by: John Pitacciato
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 11-06-2023
- Language: English
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Girth
- By: Alex Henderson
- Narrated by: Alex Henderson
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
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Size matters. Or at least it does to Ed, nitpicking quantity surveyor and captain of his local pub football team who has faked a business trip abroad to get some cheap plastic surgery. Ed intends to be even more of a man upon his return. But has he managed to keep this as secret as he thinks? Will this really be such a wonderful surprise for Fiona on their wedding night? And just who is this operation for anyway?
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Girth
- Narrated by: Alex Henderson
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 01-06-2023
- Language: English
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Due anni, otto mesi e ventotto notti
- By: Salman Rushdie, Lorenzo Flabbi - traduttore
- Narrated by: Gianni Volta
- Length: 11 hrs and 58 mins
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Due anni, otto mesi e ventotto notti. Il tempo in cui le regole del mondo si rovesciano e strani, inspiegabili fenomeni iniziano ad accadere sulla terra: un giardiniere dal passato tormentato si alza una mattina levitando, un disegnatore di fumetti si trova obbligato allo scontro con il suo personaggio più riuscito, in una sala del municipio viene trovata una neonata dai poteri soprannaturali, un compositore lancia inquietanti profezie, e una giovane e seducente cacciatrice d'oro viene assoldata per una guerra al di là di ogni immaginazione.
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Due anni, otto mesi e ventotto notti
- Narrated by: Gianni Volta
- Length: 11 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 07-06-2023
- Language: Italian
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The Man Who Would Be King
- By: Addison J. Chapple
- Narrated by: George Newbern
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
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Benjamin was never the sharpest tool in the shed. For as long as he can remember, he’s longed for adventure in far-away lands. But every day he wakes up in the same boring suburb, where nothing ever happens.
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The Man Who Would Be King
- Narrated by: George Newbern
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 14-04-2023
- Language: English
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Exorcism
- Hospital, Book 2
- By: Han Song, Michael Berry - translator
- Narrated by: Kenneth Lee
- Length: 15 hrs and 27 mins
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Yang Wei wakes to find himself still a patient at the hospital. Somehow, he’s aged decades overnight and is confined to the geriatric ward on a massive Hospital ship as it floats along a bloodred sea full of unsightly things. But human remains and sea nymphs are perhaps nothing compared to the goings-on belowdecks.
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Exorcism
- Hospital, Book 2
- Narrated by: Kenneth Lee
- Series: Hospital, Book 2
- Length: 15 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 28-11-2023
- Language: English
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Denti bianchi
- By: Zadie Smith
- Narrated by: Mosé Singh
- Length: 19 hrs and 46 mins
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Protagonisti di questo romanzo sono due grandi amici, l'inglese Archie e il bengalese Samad. In una Londra dove l'estremismo è all'ordine del giorno, i due danno vita a una strana quanto improbabile coppia: Archie ha sempre seguito la corrente, Samad, invece, è un musulmano convinto, che mal sopporta la decadenza della società occidentale. Ad aggravare la già inquieta atmosfera arrivano i Chalfen, agiati intellettuali inglesi carichi di tutti i tic e le illusioni della Generazione dei Fiori. E l'incontro-scontro fra le diverse culture produrrà effetti tragicomici non meno che devastanti.
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Denti bianchi
- Narrated by: Mosé Singh
- Length: 19 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 01-03-2023
- Language: Italian
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The Metamorphosis
- The Lost Manuscript
- By: Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Cyril Taylor-Carr, The Cliff
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
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The Metamorphosis is a story about a man who wakes up transformed into a bug and the repercussions it has on his life and the people around him. What does it all mean? It is most probably an autobiography of how Kafka himself experienced early life living with his parents. Kafka describes how he endured his mother and father's financial and emotional exploitations, to the point of detaching from them and thereby ceasing to be their son (the real metamorphosis).
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The Metamorphosis
- The Lost Manuscript
- Narrated by: Cyril Taylor-Carr, The Cliff
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
- Release date: 03-02-2023
- Language: English
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