Look, I think it's apparent by now that there are no brakes on this train. I mean, sure, was Sean muted for the first 15 seconds? Yeah he was. But its that kind of charm that makes us who we are. Ever think you'd like to put a baby in your girlfriends mom? We cover some news on someone who did, plus is girlfriend.

The way is shut - be warned! The audio is quiet on Jake's end, we have absolutely no supervision, Jake and I stay on topic as well as we always do and I'm gonna guess its going to be painful to listen to. Do yourself a favor and don't listen to this one. The way is shut!

We gather here on this day of our lord to bring forth onto you the House of Waffle, and its many truths. Yay, though I walk through the valley of candy canes, I fear no policeman. So sayth the waitress. Also Iceland be crazy you guys, I'm not kidding about that.

Hooters files for bankruptcy, but they say their food is better. We aren't buying it literally or figuratively, but Hooters is in trouble either way. Vegans get no respect; that is correct. Remy Lacroix is still super hot.

Sean was out doing parenting things and so we gathered to chew bubble gum and chuck phalluses. And we are all out of bubble gum. Thats right ya'll that's how we roll.

We actually had a bunch of news and admin stuff plus some letters to read this cast - we did none of it. Instead we had real conversation about real stuff and did what we do best, veer off into the weeds. Strap in boys and girls we get into it with the desert of the real!

Get on her level son! No really she's way up there, like 8 feet tall at least. What are you gonna do? Are you gonna scale that tower like a man or let her pass you by? Well we know Sean's answer but how about the rest of you?

Have you ever stumbled upon waffles in the wild? Perhaps pancakes are your thing? Either way, we recommend eating them with someone spicy. Please join us for Baked Alaska and blowdryers by state, all under the supervision of our own mistress of air and darkness. Yep, buckle in kids its gonna be a show.