Jake's audio is a bit hollow and Rita is running the show this week. Yep, we've got no idea where this is going to go but hey we love to see it!

So let it be written that Beefy is a man of great vision. So let it also be written that Beef and Rita need money to buy a bando and live happily ever after. So with no connection at all let us present to you Rita's House of Feet while Beef reads grocery lists. You heard me!

Look we know who it was and you know who it was but 'someone' has been throwing adult toys out on the court during WNBA games. Now we aren't naming names but it ryhmes with BlampFlampia - we all know that it does. Just syaing.

You know its funny we didn't know we were on a timer until jake wasn't there to run things on the call. THen it got serious.

Chicago seems to be an interesting place right now. They are banned public sex acts however they are super loose on what all that entails. Somehow we doubt its going to wind up being a good thing.

From the 'duh files' comes the study that says sex makes us feel better and less depressed. We can't think a larger waste of peoples time and money that stating a fact that has already been established since we were able to write and speak. Good job researchers! We got a chuckle out of it anyway.

What happens when Sean is out for the week? Thats easy, Beef runs the show and does amazing like always. Join us this time out for Beef, Rita, and Jake classing the place up!

In this exciting episode of Wholesome Addiction we are off to the races. Not the Ponies and sadly not F1, nope, sperm racing. Not kidding in the slightest it is, in fact, racing squigglers under a microscope. We also talk Jessica Simpson and some other topics but really guys the show has team sperm on a ractrack, what more do you need to know?