Episodes

  • Man brings his dead sister's skeleton to a bank to withdraw money. New Christian cell network will block naughty stuff and gender content.

    Man brings his dead sister's skeleton to a bank to withdraw money. New Christian cell network will block naughty stuff and gender content.
    May 4 2026

    New US cell phone network for Christians will block porn and gender related content. Cult of Scientology frustrated that teenagers are doing "speed runs" through their buildings in Hollywood for TikTok. Indian man brings his dead sisters skeleton to the bank to withdraw money.


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    25 mins
  • Floridaman Taco Bell employee shoots customers that put soda in water cup. Looks like Sloth World in Florida ain't happenin' cuz all the sloths died.

    Floridaman Taco Bell employee shoots customers that put soda in water cup. Looks like Sloth World in Florida ain't happenin' cuz all the sloths died.
    May 2 2026

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Customer in a hockey mask attacks a Florida stripper and gives her a haircut at the Gentleman's club. Floridaman drove a lawnmower through a Target store as a TikTok prank. Florida officials investigate a planned Sloth World after 31 sloths found dead in a warehouse. Floridaman Taco Bell employee shoots at customers that put soda in a water cup.


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    27 mins
  • 140 chickens died after a wedding DJ decided to crank up the base. Woman brought her dead husband back as a hologram to answer a Q&A at his own funeral.

    140 chickens died after a wedding DJ decided to crank up the base. Woman brought her dead husband back as a hologram to answer a Q&A at his own funeral.
    Apr 30 2026

    140 chickens died after a wedding DJ decided to crank up the base outside a poultry farm in India's Utar Pradesh. Firefighter is charged after spraying a cat out of the tree with the hose and killing it. Woman brought her dead husband back as a hologram to answer a Q&A at his own funeral.


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    20 mins
  • Woman unleashed swarm of bees on the police during an eviction. Woman throws dynamite at sleeping boyfriend and blows off his hand.

    Woman unleashed swarm of bees on the police during an eviction. Woman throws dynamite at sleeping boyfriend and blows off his hand.
    Apr 29 2026

    Tourist died on vacation after a poisonous cobra crawled down his pants and bit him during a snake charming show in Egypt. Woman has been convicted after throwing dynamite at her sleeping boyfriend and blowing off his hand. Woman found guilty of unleashing swarms of honey bees on deputies during a routine eviction.


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    23 mins
  • 22 Buddhist monks busted smuggling drugs at the airport. Price of condoms going up as the war strangles condom supply chain.

    22 Buddhist monks busted smuggling drugs at the airport. Price of condoms going up as the war strangles condom supply chain.
    Apr 28 2026

    Price of condoms is going up as the Iran war strangles the condom supply chain. French teenager faces jailtime for licking a vending machine in Singapore and posting video. Group of 22 Buddhist monks busted at the airport for a smuggling over 200 pounds of drugs.


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    23 mins
  • Floridaman tried to trade an alligator for tacos at the drive-thru. Florida teacher twerked in front of the class again.

    Floridaman tried to trade an alligator for tacos at the drive-thru. Florida teacher twerked in front of the class again.
    Apr 24 2026

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida substitute teacher fired after twerking in class and calling herself the, "Million Dollar Prostitute". Florida woman escapes death after electric wheelchair she bought at a thrift shop explodes into flames. Floridaman arrested after trying to trade an alligator for tacos at Taco Bell. Florida woman drove her lifted pickup truck over a Lamborghini and didn't notice.


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    21 mins
  • Japanese man jailed for spoiling Godzilla movie. Fighter jets in Korea collide because pilots took selfies.

    Japanese man jailed for spoiling Godzilla movie. Fighter jets in Korea collide because pilots took selfies.
    Apr 23 2026

    Japanese man jailed for spoiling a Godzilla movie. Fighter jets collide in South Korea because pilots were taking selfies. Polymarket bettor may hav used a hair dryer to manipulate the weather in Paris and win thousands.


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    16 mins
  • Drinking cow pee is required at this Indian temple. Cocaine in the rivers is getting salmon very high.

    Drinking cow pee is required at this Indian temple. Cocaine in the rivers is getting salmon very high.
    Apr 22 2026

    Oldest temple in India makes it mandatory for all visitors to drink cow pee in order to prove their devotion. Three women on trial for using sex toys on a passed out man. Cocaine in the rivers is getting the salmon very high, say scientists.


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    22 mins