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Weird AF News

Weird AF News

By: Jonesy
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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.Jonesy Politics & Government
Episodes
  • Emotional support alligator no longer allowed in Walmart. Fed up nuns escaped their crappy retirement facility.
    Sep 15 2025

    Defiant daring nuns escaped a terrible retirement home to go back to their convent. UK Doctor left in the middle of surgery to have sex with a nurse elsewhere. Man and his emotional support alligator are no longer welcome in a PA Walmart. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

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    18 mins
  • Floridaman was refused a foot smell, hits woman with his car. Florida woman squeezed her brother's privates and choked her mom over a Playstation..
    Sep 12 2025

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman attacked a couple with bug spray after they cut him in line at a Publix store. Floridaman runs over a foot model after being refused foot smell privileges. Floridaman files for divorce after wife threatens his drum set. Florida women arrested after choking her mother and squeezing her brother's genitals over a Playstation 4. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

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    21 mins
  • College kids skinned a dead bear in their dormitory. Cruise ship passenger jumps overboard to avoid his gambling debts.
    Sep 11 2025

    Students at Cornell University caught skinning a dead bear in their dormitory. Cruise ship passenger jumped overboard to avoid his gambling debts. Jellyfish disrupted a second nuclear power plant in France. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

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    17 mins
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