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Weird AF News

Weird AF News

By: Jonesy
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 Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.Jonesy Politics & Government
Episodes
  • Smoking crack helped him quit heroin, says Billy Idol. Old male whales are better at mating because they're better at singing.

    Smoking crack helped him quit heroin, says Billy Idol. Old male whales are better at mating because they're better at singing.
    Mar 5 2026

    Study shows: older male whales are better at procreating because they are better at singing. Billy Idol says smoking crack helped him quit heroin. Gen Z holds a live wrestling speed-dating event.


    Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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    20 mins
  • Woman declared dead 4 times by government since 2017. Polymarket no longer allows betting on nuclear armageddon.

    Woman declared dead 4 times by government since 2017. Polymarket no longer allows betting on nuclear armageddon.
    Mar 4 2026

    Dallas woman declared dead 4 times since 2017. Convicted serial stowaway gets caught again sneaking on a flight to Europe. Polymarket betting co. removes bet on nuclear armageddon in 2026.


    Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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    21 mins
  • Lady arrested for singing a remix of the national anthem at karaoke. Scientists created popcorn flavored tomatoes.

    Lady arrested for singing a remix of the national anthem at karaoke. Scientists created popcorn flavored tomatoes.
    Mar 3 2026

    Woman arrested for disrespecting the national anthem at karaoke night. Scientists created tomatoes that smell just like popcorn. Government hotline gives callers English with a Spanish accent instead of Spanish language option.


    Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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    19 mins
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