This week we are going full horror as Iain starts off by discussing zombies! Not the types that you find in horror movies, like those fast runners or even the ambling kind that are easy to escape, but the REAL kind. The kind that involves sorcerers, being drugged, slave labour, and having your humanity stripped away.

And then we follow up with a stark reminder that we are all indeed aging. But maybe you hadn’t noticed? Well luckily Jordan is here to put that right, as he has a list from the Internet that details other people’s realisations that time is a-ticking!

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Welcome to a rather reminiscent episode! I guess you could call this Episode 82 Pt.2 - for we feature featured these topics all those years ago. And that means that today you’re getting another story of some aliens that were buried in our sweet soil, and a list of things that were taught to us in school that were later disproven in our lifetime! So expect crashed saucers and BIG FOOD getting involved in teaching the next generation. All this and more on this week’s episode!

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This week we’re getting creepy and more pointless than usual! Iain starts by telling us about some of the creepier number stations out there, the things that were supposedly created to give coded messages to spies, but if that was their purpose, why are the same ones that played during the Cold War still around today? Could they actually be meant for the ears of something more… alien?

Jordan then gives us some of the most useless and pointless inventions that have been thought up, created, mass-produced, and sold! Yes, SOLD! So if you’ve ever needed crisp dust protection or a pet that needs zero effort to look after, then listen up because this might just be the segment for you!

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Today we’re starting off in Yorkshire, where we meet a guy who was out for a delightful little walk around the moors. Typically tranquil, but for him, it was a winter walk like no other! For he was unlucky enough to have met an alien (rather him than me!) and he brought home PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!

Jordan then poses us a question; one you may have never thought about before: what’s normal at 3pm but terrifying at 3am!? I know, I know, hard hitting. But fear not. You do not have to think, for Jordan has a good number of examples for us. Let us know if you agree! And let us know what comes to mind when you’re posed with this deep question.

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This week Iain tells us the story of a haunting! The kind that’s feels left over from some kind of horrors past. But don’t let the name fool you; there are no booties involved! (I know, I was angry too.)

Jordan then tells us some of the most useless things ever sold on eBay! Because who doesn’t need Justin Timberlake’s half-eaten French toast?!

All kinds of madness today! On the world’s sexist podcast.

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Welcome to 2026 and a very special episode of Two Guys, What’s Up? Where this week, we’re forgoing the creepy history and internet oddities to CELEBRATE! It’s birthday week! We’ve got Jordan’s, Iain’s, Paul’s - and the Podcast itself - all levelling up a year! So to celebrate, they’re all in a room together (along with another special guest) to play some games, have a few drinks and party! And you’re all invited!

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Welcome to a New Years special! This week Iain gives us some new years lore. All that fun stuff you celebrate on December 31st? Born of protection rituals from the fae! Plus some weird things that us humans use to believe; stuff that the new year could bring in if you weren’t careful. Main takeaway? Stay away from mirrors.

Then Jordan looks back on the year and tells us about the internet’s most embarrassing memories. But it soon turns into Iain divulging all the embarrassing situations he’s gotten himself into! So grab a glass, fill it with booze (if you’re of drinking age, of course) and get ready to celebrate with us as we ring in the new year - Two Guys style!

Happy New Year to all our listeners! Have a good one! Watch out for fae, and we’ll see you in 2026!

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We hope you are all having an amazing Christmas Day!

You’re probably wondering why we’re here. Well, we couldn’t leave you to cook your Christmas dinner while listening to old episodes of the show (as you do), so we figured we’d just give you something new to fill your ears while you prepare your sprouts.

It’s a spooky little tail of when the actual devil did a little visit to England! So, nothing short of spectacular. But what else would you expect for the big day?

Enjoy! And merry Christmas, happy holidays and, whatever you’re celebrating, we hope you have a fantastic day!

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