• #130 - Goblins Got Moves and Minds Got Changed!
    Jun 29 2025

    Welcome to a double dose of the paranormal! The Guys have joined forces to bring you not just your regular segment as presented by Iain, but a full second segment presented by the one ands only Jordan! First Iain tells us about a line of dancing goblins that was seen by a farmer in France. These weren’t break dancing mind you, it was more the spooky kind. Confused? Dont worry, it’s all explained. Then Jordan gives us a list of people who didmi believe in the paranormal UNTIL THEY EXPERIENCED IT! So her they are, fir your entertainment, the spooky thing that changed these ordinary peoples minds into the ghosts of believing kind!


    This week, the Guys are teaming up for a full two-segment dose of the weird!. Iain kicks things off with a strange tale from rural France where a poor farmer spotted a line of dancing goblins in his field. Not the breakdancing kind… the spooky, unnerving kind. Confused? Don’t worry, all is explained!

    Then Jordan brings a list of people who didn’t believe in the paranormal — UNTIL THEY EXPERIENCED IT! Real stories, real weirdness, and some proper ghost-converting chaos and they’re all here, for your entertainment: the eerie encounters that made skeptics believe.


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    47 mins
  • Two Guys, What's Up? Trailer
    Jun 27 2025
    Join us two guys, Jordan and Iain — as we dive into two new topics every week! in each episode, Iain brings you a brand new tale from the world of the paranormal. It might be a cryptid encounter, a haunting, or a deep-dive into one eerie aspect of the unknown that ties the weird wider paranormal world together. Then Jordan brings a list of... something. It’s never the same, never a basic top ten you're so use to hearing, and it's never what you’re expecting. It could be ridiculous, unsettling, or just plain unhinged! — but it’s always a fresh hit of dose of chaos pulled from the strangest corners of life.

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  • #129 - Ultraterrestrial Tricksters and Cold. Hard. Facts!
    Jun 22 2025

    Welcome! This week, Iain gives us a full-on explanation all about the theory he sways more toward when it comes to what the paranormal may really be. Backed up by research… by real investigators!


    Then Jordan does it again! It’s fact o’clock! But this time, it’s good! (We swear!) Intertwined with some of our own personal stories, we’ve got everything from how old bacteria is, to the temperature of lightning! It’s all go today!



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    46 mins
  • #128 - Wartime Reincarnation & Helpful Information
    Jun 15 2025

    Welcome to Monday! And with it comes us. One of us is Iain! Who talks about Carl Edon; a guy whose life was taken too soon but, maybe, just maybe, he’s walking the Earth again because that’s what happened to him before - when he was killed in WWII! (But he was one of the bad guys, so we don’t mind laughing at him.) Strap yourself in for a true tale of reincarnation!


    And then there’s Jordan. And today he is giving us all some advice that sounds weird… until you try it! And it works a bloody treat! From laser nipples to accepting yourself, Jordan has the lowdown on how to live your life to its fullest (even if it’s a bit of a strange process to get there).


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    47 mins
  • #127 - Word of Mouth Hauntings and Are You Dating an Idiot?
    Jun 8 2025

    This week on an all new episode of your favourite podcast, hosted by the two chunkiest hunks this side of the Humber! Zozo! A creeper so contagious that even merely HEARING its name could cause you a little bit of a haunting. But I wouldn’t worry; he normally likes to talk through ouija boards, as the people in this week’s story found out!


    Then Jordan does a public service. He tells us some of the internet’s stories from people who had the misfortune of running into a situation that forced them to realise they were, in fact, dating an idiot. So it’s kinda like a checklist: has your significant other done any of these? If yes - tell us! Then take that knowledge as you both sail off into your future together, no other action required.


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    51 mins
  • #126 - Time Travel Tales and Universal Laws
    Jun 1 2025

    This week we’re traveling! Forwards! Backwards! Sideways!? Iain brings us stories from people who claim to have time-slipped—walked into alternate universes—and stumbled into scenes from the past. Are they real!? Survey says yes! But have a listen and decide for yourself.


    Then Jordan’s got a list of things you’ve probably never even realised you do—little habits we all have that feel totally normal in the moment… but are actually kind of weird when you think about them.


    What a time to be alive on a Monday!


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    51 mins
  • #125 - Dugout Dangers and Shower Thoughts
    May 25 2025

    This week, Iain’s a little tender so cut him some slack as he muddles through a spooky story from Australia! It’s creepy time in the dugouts of Coober Pedy - creepy lurkers, aliens and cursed objects, on top of the snakes and spiders!? We’d love to go but it’s now firmly crossed off the Guys’ bucket list.


    And Jordan gives us something to think about! In his first segment back after his break last week, he’s got some shower thoughts for us to ponder on. And watch out for the guys getting philosophical! (Promise it won’t be a regular occurrence.) Not one to be missed!


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    50 mins
  • #124 - One Beach, Two Brothers, and a Whole Bunch of the Bizarre
    May 18 2025

    It’s happened! (And don’t worry, it won’t happen again.) This week Iain has written a segment SO BIG, that it was enough to fill a full episode! And it is a segment that will BLOW. YOUR. MIND. Iain talks about a recent study where two brothers team up to CAPTURE EVIDENCE OF THE PARANORMAL! and boy did they ever! UFO’s, entities, cold spots, unexplained radiation, and mysterious foot prints are just SOME of the weirdness they recorded, documented and measured. (And on a beach nonetheless so, summery vibes.) Jordan’s segment will be returning to its rightful place in the episode, next week.


    The Eye on the Sky Study


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    56 mins