Friendship - it’s a wonderful thing to have. A person to share your ups and downs with; through all times, good and bad; a shoulder to cry on; someone you know who will always be there. But what if that friend is a 10ft tall emotionally exhausting ALIEN!? Well, that’s what’s up for discussion today and, unfortunately, there ain’t just one of them. There’s a whole load of them! All directing a group of Italian people away from the greys… until they gave up.

And you all asked for it! And today, Jordan is finally delivering! It’s the “people saying stupid things” part 4! (Or 3?.. 5?) from the mouths of people who are lucky enough to even be able to string a coherent sentence together. Complete with all the daft things that their brain thinks is a good idea to chuck out their mouth. Let us know if you’ve anything to add to the next instalment, for Stupid Things part 82!

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The Greys are gone for this week and have been unfortunately replaced by reptilians - less scary (to Iain) - but probably actually worse. You be the judge as we hear one man’s recount of his multiple abductions at the hands of those giant green gits.

And then Jordan, in light of his recent Bonus Episode segment of DIRTY pub jokes, has decided that the main feed should definitely be blessed by something similar; albeit cleaner. So get ready for a scare and then a chuckle as we jump into this week’s episode!

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The weather is getting warmer! What a delight, and what better way to keep cool than a dip in a lovely cool river. I’ve just the place; THE OHIO RIVER! But while you’re cooling off and enjoying a swim, watch out for creatures. Ya know, frog men, octo-men, and also watch out for ghosts… and UFOS. And make sure you don’t wander into the haunted towns along the river bank. Confused? Let me explain! This week Iain has all the spooky knowledge you need to know about the Ohio river, to help you steer clear of all the creepers.

But it’s not all horrors! Jordan is still here and after confirming his love for his preferred tech, he’s got a delightful little list of some of the most interesting Death Row inmates’ last meal choices. From the bountiful to the bizarre, those horrid folk really do have an eclectic taste. What would your last meal be, given the choice? Whether that be due to having your life cut short due to wrongdoings, or just knowing that a specific meal would be your last (I mean, we don’t think you’re horrible people, but!) let us know!

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