Ian, Juan, and Johnny settle in (Juan’s feet finally supported) and find religion in Cardi B’s new album—an old-school rollout, no-skip opener, and the People’s Princess doing press like it’s 2003. “Shoes? $500. Glasses? $700. Outfit? $20. Get your money up, bitch. "We get into why art hits different in dark times (from Singin’ in the Rain to Wicked), the diva-as-lifeline pipeline, Megan Thee Stallion’s happiness arc, and a Kinky Boots runway tale with a bedazzled heel and a prayer.

The LECHE is overflowing this week - no guest - just Johnny, Ian, and Juan going back to basics (cue Christina Aguilera) with a supersized spilled milk! From cool girl dating dilemmas, to shower hook ups with straight besties, from toxic work environments, to manifesting cozy fall energy, (maybe with a bae, maybe not) we’re pouring a whole gallon of unfiltered spilled milk and sharp advice. Strap and get comfy because we’re coming at you fast ….(cue Demi Lovato).

The call is coming from inside the house, milkers! 🚨 This week, we dive deep into Netflix’s Unknown Caller—the catfish doc that proves sometimes the real stalker is closer than you think (hi, Mom 👀). From deranged texts to diabolical parenting, Johnny, Ian, and Juan unpack the drama, drag Sid the Sloth’s doppelgänger, and confess their own lurkiest stalker moments. Plus, we get real about muting, blocking, and whether deleting the app is actually helping… or just hiding the chips in the cupboard.

Tune in, and tell us: what’s the stalkeriest thing YOU’VE ever done?

This week, we’re getting cozy and talking home — the spaces we dream about, the ones we build, and the ones that live rent-free in our heads.

Johnny shares how creating his perfect nook in Austin (and his childhood Hollywood-inspired bedroom, rope lights and all) became a full-circle moment.

Ian takes us on a tour of his favorite movie and TV homes, from You’ve Got Mail to Nancy Meyers kitchens, while Juan spills on design inspo, nostalgia, and why finding “your place” matters more than ever.

From Architectural Digest deep dives to $300 mattresses, RuPaul-level opulence to Anthony Porowski coziness, we unpack how our homes reflect who we are — and who we’re becoming.

Plus, it’s Johnny’s birthday (!!), so expect peak Virgo energy and plenty of laughs along the way.

Hit play, get comfy, and maybe start reimagining your own nook. 🛋️✨

💍 Taylor’s ring, Thomas Kinkade paintings, and…Lil Nas X’s arrest?? This week the girls go IN. Ian, Johnny, and Juan unpack the engagement of Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce (pear-shaped or cushion cut? we have thoughts), then tumble down a rabbit hole of Thomas Kinkade, gay genes we don’t have, and why tacky can also be gorgeous.

But the heart of the episode? A deep conversation about Lil Nas X, public scandal, and the double standards queer people—especially Black queer people—face when they “behave badly.” From George Michael to Jussie Smollett to Britney Spears, we talk grace, redemption, and why queer mess so often becomes a cautionary tale instead of a comeback story.

And of course, we bring our own raw receipts— waking up in the wrong house, VIP shopping gone sideways, and listener submissions that had us SCREAMING. (Shoutout to the dad/son mix-up 👀).

Listen, laugh, judge us a little, but mostly—offer grace.

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The Tres Leches crew is cracking open Netflix’s Fit for TV and the chaos of The Biggest Loser era — where fatphobia was the main character and diet culture ruled reality TV. We’re talking Hunger Games-level weigh-ins, caffeine pills, and producers who cared more about drama than health.

But we’re also getting personal: the shady comments that stuck, the Grindr hookups gone wrong, and why even “hot” gays spiral about abs, carbs, and Equinox memberships. From Ozempic to body positivity to living in a world where you’re somehow hypervisible and invisible at the same time… we’re asking the messy, juicy question: what does it actually mean to love your body when everyone else has an opinion about it?

This final round of Cosmos is on us…

Just like our favorite girls, the Tres Leches crew takes one last stroll down memory lane—sorry, I mean, Fifth Avenue—to celebrate and eulogize the end of And Just Like That. From the OG Sex and the City, to the movies, to the HBO Max reboot, Ian, Johnny, and Juan give the franchise a proper send-off, reminiscing about iconic fashion moments, the New York that was, the New York that is, and why these fictional friendships have felt so real for so long. We get candid about the show's missteps (yes, we clocked Lisa Wexley’s plotline), the absence of Samantha, and what Carrie's final chapter says about love, loneliness, and self-reinvention. Plus, listener reflections, fashion favorites, and one last toast to our day-one divas.

Ian’s back from Madrid and baby, he brought back more than Jamon Iberico. In this jam(on)-packed episode, the Leches unpack directionless orbiting, male vulnerability (or lack thereof), and the real reason no one's texting back—hint: it’s not you, it’s the algorithm. Johnny shares about his expectations in friendship, Juan gives a crash course in digital dating fatigue, and Ian cries in a garden, obviously. Also, Ian compliments himself more than 17 times. So, there’s that. Plus, a Brazil-Ian love story ( see what we did there? ;), a margarita meltdown, and Ian’s strong opinion on circuit music.

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