It’s Christmas at Tres Leches HQ and we have FOUND HIM: Hallmark’s very own Robbie Simpson from Finding Mr. Christmas Season 2.

Ian and Juan sit down with Robbie to talk about being the only gay cast member on Hallmark’s breakout holiday reality hit, what it really takes to be a “Hallmark leading man,” and why earnest, ooey-gooey Christmas movies might actually be emotional support cinema for the broken-hearted.

Robbie also spills about:

• Going from full-frontal off-Broadway in Afterglow to the Hallmark cinematic universe

• His decade-long friendship with Mary Kate Morrissey and watching her soar as Elphaba in Wicked

• Running a musical theatre program at Stella Adler/NYU and why who you are as a human is the work

• Getting eliminated right after winning immunity (justice for Episode 4!) and what the edit didn’t show

In Spilled Milk, the leches answer a holiday letter from a listener who feels like a confident success everywhere but at home, where they’re suddenly back to being the insecure queer kid at the table. How do you reconcile those two versions of yourself—especially at Christmas?

Pour some coquito, hit play, and come feel all the feelings with us.

It’s our Favorite Things holiday episode, baby!

Ian and Juan are back in the studio with their third leche for the week, the one and only Joseph Haro, to ring in Christmas, talk aging gracefully, and share the little things getting them through the season.

Then we dive into our 2025 Favorite Things:• Ian’s perfect grey sweatpants era, Aesop candle obsession, and kiwi renaissance

• Juan’s glow-up beauty picks, New York Times Cooking love letter, and the tiny camera that makes life feel like a movie

• Joey’s “health first” gifts: daily mineral ritual, scent oils instead of cologne, iPad sketching must-haves, and his beloved ice mask

We also get into:• Why Rent is secretly a Christmas musical• Counting life in “Christmases” instead of years• Botox vs. letting your face tell the story of your life• Biohacking, testosterone, and trying to feel good without losing your mind.

Link for Joey's Function app Code: https://my.functionhealth.com/signup?code=JHARO10&_saasquatch=JHARO10

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Wicked kids, assemble! Ian and Juan are joined by Donnell James Foreman and Joseph Haro for a full spoiler-heavy DEEP DIVE on Wicked: Part Two—the music (yes, As Long As Your Mine gets dicsussed), Michelle Yeoh's Morrible, and why Ari and Cynthia still make this movie feel like chicken soup for the queer soul.

If you grew up blasting the cast album, crying to “For Good,” or dreaming of winning the Wicked lottery, this one’s going to hit you right in the Shiz.

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