Ian, Juan, and Johnny settle in (Juan’s feet finally supported) and find religion in Cardi B’s new album—an old-school rollout, no-skip opener, and the People’s Princess doing press like it’s 2003. “Shoes? $500. Glasses? $700. Outfit? $20. Get your money up, bitch. "We get into why art hits different in dark times (from Singin’ in the Rain to Wicked), the diva-as-lifeline pipeline, Megan Thee Stallion’s happiness arc, and a Kinky Boots runway tale with a bedazzled heel and a prayer.

The LECHE is overflowing this week - no guest - just Johnny, Ian, and Juan going back to basics (cue Christina Aguilera) with a supersized spilled milk! From cool girl dating dilemmas, to shower hook ups with straight besties, from toxic work environments, to manifesting cozy fall energy, (maybe with a bae, maybe not) we’re pouring a whole gallon of unfiltered spilled milk and sharp advice. Strap and get comfy because we’re coming at you fast ….(cue Demi Lovato).

The call is coming from inside the house, milkers! 🚨 This week, we dive deep into Netflix’s Unknown Caller—the catfish doc that proves sometimes the real stalker is closer than you think (hi, Mom 👀). From deranged texts to diabolical parenting, Johnny, Ian, and Juan unpack the drama, drag Sid the Sloth’s doppelgänger, and confess their own lurkiest stalker moments. Plus, we get real about muting, blocking, and whether deleting the app is actually helping… or just hiding the chips in the cupboard.

Tune in, and tell us: what’s the stalkeriest thing YOU’VE ever done?