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Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

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A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.Copyright Three Bean Salad
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  • Antarctica
    Oct 8 2025

    It’s a lukewarm take on the Antarctic this week owing to the actions of Mark from near Colliers Wood. We all know that the Antarctic holds strong appeal for scientists who either A) can’t work out how else to avoid a conventional domestic life or B) are waiting out the clock on a statute of limitations in their home nation. But what on Earth is in it for the penguins? What have they got to prove? And do their feet ever stick to the ice when they have a waddle-pause? Answers on a postcard please and in the meantime enjoy what we assume is a world first: a podcast episode recorded by people actually physically in the same room.

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

    Tickets for our UK TOUR available here: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/

    Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com

    Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Sunday Roasts
    Oct 1 2025

    Lee of the Black Country wants the beans discuss Sunday roasts this week, presumably because he’s not allowed to have one himself this weekend. But why not? Was he rude to a policeman? Did he throw a wobbly when feeling overwhelmed at an unanticipated bridge toll-booth? Has he been telling fibs about Gerard Butler? Either way the beans are happy to oblige and give Lee and you the next best thing audio wise.

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

    Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad

    Tickets for our UK TOUR available here: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/

    Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com

    Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Extreme Sports
    Sep 24 2025

    In WW2 a shortage of materials led to parachute silk often being recycled into knickers and vice versa. In honour of this the beans continue to send their underpants to His Majesty’s Armed Forces today, even in peacetime. But who the blazes is using this precious commodity for recreational purposes and why? Luckily Tom of Bristol has suggested extreme sports as this week’s topic so expect answers within.

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

    Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad

    Tickets for our UK TOUR available here: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/

    Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com

    Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

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    55 mins
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