The crew of the Enterprise get addicted to a VR sex game. This episode is quite, quite horny.

A visiting Wesley Crusher must team up with his new love interest (Hollywood's Ashley Judd) to solve the mystery of why all the adults on the ship have Space Horniness and why his mother is so insistent that he play the sex game as well. We also explore videogame addiction, learn about Data's secret off switch, find out how Picard used to be "always fuckin'" in his Starfleet Academy days, and discover the highly detailed location and description of Wesley Crusher's birthmark.

0:00:00 – Sending a Selfie to Keir Starmer
0:01:39 – The Needs of the Horny
0:04:04 – History with Star Trek: The Next Generation
0:14:28 – Recap and Analysis of “The Game”
1:05:26 – Final Thoughts

Light World single by SANFORD - ⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/track/393fSKmE0MhWZYuoAiHZmL⁠⁠

Fix Your Heart or Die Podcast Soundtrack - ⁠⁠https://thesanford.bandcamp.com/album/fix-your-heart-or-die-songs-from-the-podcast⁠⁠

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Deep in the Pegasus Galaxy is a machine that plays this podcast and it affects what we say in real life. We're covering Season 3, Episode 15 of Stargate Atlantis, an episode in which the characters discover a 'game' similar to Civilization or Europa Universalis that lets players guide a group of people through scientific advancements or combat...only to find out that their 'game' is affecting real people.

It's a show for both newcomers and experts of the Stargate canon because two of the hosts are extremely familiar with the show and one has only seen this episode. There's even a quiz which you can play along with Daniel at home if you're a newbie. Learn all about how the American government plans to conquer space on this episode of the Spin-Off Doctors Spin-Off!

0:00:00 - Michigan J. Frog
0:01:39 - Dwayn Johnson's Storied On-Screen Origins
0:03:17 - History with Stargate Atlantis
0:18:46 - Recap and Analysis of "The Game"
0:56:32 - Final Thoughts

Light World single by SANFORD - ⁠https://open.spotify.com/track/393fSKmE0MhWZYuoAiHZmL⁠

Fix Your Heart or Die Podcast Soundtrack - ⁠https://thesanford.bandcamp.com/album/fix-your-heart-or-die-songs-from-the-podcast⁠

Links to Daniel's work can be found at https://linktr.ee/douibyorthst

Questions and queries can be sent to crystalmaidenpunk AT gmail.com

PAIN

We're back with a movie which is probably called Tekken 2 but has like 15 other names and also has almost nothing to do with Tekken.

Light World single by SANFORD - https://open.spotify.com/track/393fSKmE0MhWZYuoAiHZmL

Fix Your Heart or Die Podcast Soundtrack - https://thesanford.bandcamp.com/album/fix-your-heart-or-die-songs-from-the-podcast

Links to Daniel's work can be found at https://linktr.ee/douibyorthst

Questions and queries can be sent to crystalmaidenpunk AT gmail.com

No, you are not Austin Grossman. Unless you are Austin Grossman. In which case you are Austin Grossman.

Links to Daniel's work can be found at https://linktr.ee/douibyorthst

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Cultural immersion has never been so violent!

Links to Daniel's work can be found at https://linktr.ee/douibyorthst

Questions and queries can be sent to crystalmaidenpunk AT gmail.com

That one time Ubisoft accidentally made the best rated video game film adaptation on Rotten Tomatoes.

We had a little bit of sound trouble while recording, so sometimes Casey and Daniel don't say too much and you'll have to make do with my dulcet tones (except when my mic decides to misbehave).

Links to Daniel's work can be found at https://linktr.ee/douibyorthst

Questions and queries can be sent to crystalmaidenpunk AT gmail.com

The companion film to Final Fantasy XV that manages to make Final Fantasy XV more confusing to me, but does have Sean Bean.

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How often do you think about the Roman Empire?

This is the video I referenced where I got the behind-the-scenes details: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b61uwK2Bwps

Links to Daniel's work can be found at https://linktr.ee/douibyorthst

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