• Sexy Costumes, Six-Hand Massages & Self-Discovery
    Nov 18 2025

    Halloween costumes, dueling pianos, six-handed sensual massages, emotional meltdowns, and a whole lot of self-awareness? Yeah… this episode is chaos with a purpose. The Last Borns head to the mountains and come back slightly more healed and just as unhinged.

    Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi

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    38 mins
  • Anxiety, Oil, and the Return of the Lastborns
    Oct 28 2025

    Dave and Andi are back from their big move to Nashville and tackling everything from everyday anxiety to the art of a Nuru massage. They unpack social awkwardness, drive-thru stress, gift-opening panic, and yes—body-to-body oil adventures.

    Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi

    Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com

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    31 mins
  • Orgy vs Forgy? Same or no?
    Sep 23 2025

    What do Coke vs. Pepsi debates, mattress tags, and firehouse baby drop boxes have in common? Absolutely nothing—and yet somehow this episode makes it all sexy, silly, and slightly scandalous. Dave, Andi, Scott, and April get into the quirks of retail trauma, why tipping culture feels like a scam, and how a Buckle sales pitch almost led to a nervous breakdown. You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe even question your own guilty shopping habits along the way.

    Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi

    Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com

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    47 mins
  • Choreplay: Our Dirtiest Love Language Yet
    Aug 26 2025

    Dave and Andi pack up their lives (and their podcast studio) as they prepare to move back to Nashville. From old court files resurfacing to house-selling horror stories, dishwasher standoffs, and the reality of making content at home — nothing is off limits in this episode.

    Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi

    Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com

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    28 mins
  • Why Gifts Are Overrated (But DoorDash Isn’t)
    Aug 19 2025

    Dave and Andi tackle the chaos of marriage finances—joint vs. separate accounts, gift-buying disasters, and the anxiety of money secrets. Plus, a dive into Netflix’s The Hunting Wives and why their neighborhood is just as toxic.

    Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi

    Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com

    Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns
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    25 mins
  • Naked Cults, Zombie Barbies, and Other Things We Probably Shouldn't Talk About
    Aug 12 2025

    This episode dives head-first into Andi's newest snack obsession that's destined for the dreaded "sun-kissed" graveyard. Dave invents a new reason to fear zombie apocalypses, while Andi imagines zombie Barbie dolls—because why not? Add in a head spa experience gone slightly sensual and some questionable British anxiety, and you've got the usual Tales of the Last Borns chaos.

    Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi

    Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com

    Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns
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    31 mins
  • Eye Contact? No Thanks, I’d Rather Set Myself on Fire
    Aug 5 2025

    This week, Andi admits she’d rather set a room on fire than accidentally lock eyes with a stranger. Dave tries to decode her extreme aversion to eye contact, while Andi insists she can still see everything without ever looking up. They close with eulogies that manage to roast each other from beyond the grave—because death shouldn’t stop you from laughing.

    Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi

    Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com

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    32 mins
  • Silent Disco at the Funeral Home
    Jul 29 2025

    Ever wondered if you’d rather die at home or in a hospital? Neither had Dave and Andi—until they had to. This week they hilariously navigate through unexpected grief, questionable funeral protocols, and a business idea that's dying to be heard. Tune in, and you might reconsider your own obituary (written by ChatGPT, of course).

    Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi

    Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com

    Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastborns
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    30 mins