Episodes

  • 345: Dave Blunts vs Everyone
    Aug 27 2025
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    Trevor and Michael kick things off with wild riffs about exes, haunted closets, and turning breakups into “rebrands.” They dive into the death of malls, why zebra gum lasts shorter than bad sex, and the misery of birthday songs in restaurants. Then rapper Dave Blunts joins the pod to talk about his come-up, working with Kanye, writing outrageous bars, rap beefs with 50 Cent, ghost stories, crowd surfing prep, and why his vice principal might be his lifelong nemesis.

    Listen to Dave Blunts: https://dave-blunts.ffm.to/talkingtothesun
    Follow him on IG at https://www.instagram.com/iluvyoudaveblunts/?hl=en

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA
    9/4 – Tarrytown, NY
    9/5 – Montclair, NJ
    9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)
    9/24 – Charleston, SC
    9/25 – Durham, NC
    9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
    9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
    10/9 – Des Moines, IA
    10/10 – Lincoln, NE
    10/11 – Kansas City, MO
    10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
    10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
    10/25 – Detroit, MI

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    9/1 – Ontario, CA
    9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA
    9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR
    9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH
    9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
    10/9 – Charleston, SC
    10/10 – Atlanta, GA
    10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
    10/12 – Tampa, FL
    10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
    10/14 – Sarasota, FL
    10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
    10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
    10/18 – Orlando, FL

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • 344: McMeth Nuggets
    Aug 20 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA
    9/4 – Tarrytown, NY
    9/5 – Montclair, NJ
    9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)
    9/24 – Charleston, SC
    9/25 – Durham, NC
    9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
    9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
    10/9 – Des Moines, IA
    10/10 – Lincoln, NE
    10/11 – Kansas City, MO
    10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
    10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
    10/25 – Detroit, MI

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    9/1 – Ontario, CA
    9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA
    9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR
    9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH
    9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
    10/9 – Charleston, SC
    10/10 – Atlanta, GA
    10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
    10/12 – Tampa, FL
    10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
    10/14 – Sarasota, FL
    10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
    10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
    10/18 – Orlando, FL

    0:20 - FIX MOBILE DEPOSIT
    1:00 - Trevor doesn’t want T Mobile (Not an AD)
    1:30 - Small iPhone Problems
    6:00 - Mcdonalds ingredients
    8:00 - What’s the difference between a Jar and a can?
    10:52 - AD
    14:40 - Motivational and De-motivational videos
    18:40 - Trevors got a hot take about avocados
    23:50 - Trevor has an embarrassing story about poop and a spoon
    25:10 - AD
    36:00 - The population in Japan is decreasing (people are having with robots instead of people)
    37:49 - AD
    45:00 - Michaels doctor is way too chill
    50:15 - AD
    51:39 - Michael can’t smoke in his house
    52:00 - Michael celebrated his birthday
    58:40 - How to properly apply cologne
    01:05:07 - AD AUDIOBOOM
    01:05:20 - Learning how to tie a tie
    01:08:47 - SOCK TALK
    01:15:00 - SOCK TALK 2
    01:19:00 - How Michael drys off his back
    01:28:00 - SECRET SOCK

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • 343: Worst Movies Ever!
    Aug 13 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA
    9/4 – Tarrytown, NY
    9/5 – Montclair, NJ
    9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)
    9/24 – Charleston, SC
    9/25 – Durham, NC
    9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
    9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
    10/9 – Des Moines, IA
    10/10 – Lincoln, NE
    10/11 – Kansas City, MO
    10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
    10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
    10/25 – Detroit, MI

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    9/1 – Ontario, CA
    9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA
    9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR
    9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH
    9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
    10/9 – Charleston, SC
    10/10 – Atlanta, GA
    10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
    10/12 – Tampa, FL

    1:00 - First 48 Trevor is wanted for murder
    4:00 - Happy Gilmore 2 and Movies Michael and Trevor want to VO for.
    6:30 - CART NARCS
    8:30 - Women shooting ping pong balls out of where?
    14:00 - Presidential test and other PE activities kids no longer do
    20:00 - Having crushes in middle school
    29:50 - Lets talk about Pirates and Mobsters
    30:00 - AIR BUD IS COMING BACK
    41:00 - Review of Happy Gilmore 2
    45:00 - Is the new WAR OF THE WORLDS the worst movie ever made?
    56:40 - Trevor is doing what with his body when he dies?
    01: 04:21 - Mandela Effect test
    01:13:05 - Michael will never take an L when it comes to parking
    01:21:09 - Prince Albert
    01:31:05 - SOCK TALK
    01:33:00 - SECRET SOCK

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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • 342: Blowhole Bangers
    Aug 6 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    8/29–31 – Atlanta, GA
    9/4 – Tarrytown, NY
    9/5 – Montclair, NJ
    9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)
    9/24 – Charleston, SC
    9/25 – Durham, NC
    9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
    9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (Low Tickets)
    10/9 – Des Moines, IA
    10/10 – Lincoln, NE
    10/11 – Kansas City, MO
    10/23 – Buffalo, NY (Low Tickets)

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
    10/9 – Charleston, SC
    10/10 – Atlanta, GA
    10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
    10/12 – Tampa, FL
    10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
    10/14 – Sarasota, FL
    10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
    10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
    10/18 – Orlando, FL


    Trevor and Michael go off the rails in this chaotic banger of an episode. Trevor nearly boils himself alive in a bathtub to shoot a promo, Michael recalls getting head in a library study room, and somehow we end up deep-diving SeaWorld’s rap concerts. Plus the guys debate dating app cringe, cheese smuggling at In-N-Out, ramen addiction, and whether you should invoice your future kids for being born. Oh, and there’s a woman on TikTok who queefs on command. Enjoy.

    O:25 Car chargers and Natural selection
    1:00 Trevor burned his legs filming a promo
    5:00 Talking Federal Law and the End of Las Vegas
    7:50 Getting head in a library
    14:30 Michael was almost in Star Wars
    20:00 Concerts at Sea World
    25:00 Ben Baller goes to the movies
    28:00 Have a baby or get a Lambo?
    35:00 Taking dates to the shows
    38:00 Dating is hard
    45:00 Online dating
    59:00 Talking with the Canva King
    01:05:00 WIZZQUEIFA
    01:10:00 Cheap dates
    01:15:00 Eating Ramen in college
    01:24:00 Sock Talk
    01:24:00 Secret Sock

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • 341: Tea App is Ruining Relationships
    Jul 30 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
    Montclair, NJ: Sep 5
    Montreal, QC: Sep 6, 2025
    Brea, CA: Sep 11 - 13, 2025
    Charleston, SC: Sep 24, 2025
    Durham, NC: Sep 25, 2025
    Portsmouth, VA: Sep 26, 2025
    Oklahoma City, OK: Sep 27, 2025 (low tickets)
    Des Moines, IA: Oct 9, 2025
    Lincoln, NE: Oct 10, 2025
    Kansas City, MO: Oct 11, 2025
    Buffalo, NY: Oct 23, 2025 (low tickets)
    Grand Rapids, MI: Oct 24, 2025
    Detroit, MI: Oct 25, 2025

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    ‼️New Tour Coming‼️

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • 340: Kidz Bop 99: Wasted in the Waymo
    Jul 23 2025
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
    Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
    Reading, PA: Jul 27
    Atlanta, GA: Aug 29 - 31
    Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
    Montclair, NJ: Sep 5
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON

    0:15 The boys discuss the origin of Mahatma Gandhi
    2:00 Hot wiring Kias
    6:27 Michael is going to Summer League
    17:00 Doing “suicides” at the gym
    21:00 Trevor’s going back to high school to be a quarterback
    25:00 Quarterback wanted Michaels GF
    39:50 Michaels family is coming to town
    41:00 Trevors headboard situation
    50:00 4LOKO & SEX
    51:00 Madonna Inn
    01:01:55 Vin Diesel and the Fast Franchise
    01:10:09 Sock Talk & Secret Sock

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • 339: Long Live The Glizzy King
    Jul 16 2025
    This week we’re talking bread that hits different, fruit that might be trying to kill you, and why Chicago beaches are just sidewalks with waves. Also: how much caffeine is too much, why our reels are still in the vault, and what makes a Dodger Dog a national treasure. And yeah — we had to give it up for Joey Chestnut after he destroyed the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest once again. Long live the glizzy king.

    1:00 - Michael goes to BIG BEAR and drives like a b*tch
    5:00 - Costco is better than Sam’s Club
    13:30 - REAL BREAD
    22:00 - The boys talk about their caffeine intake
    33:00 - Unreleased Reels
    40:00 - BBC Interview gone wrong
    44:00 - 4th of July in Chicago
    57:00 - HOT DAWGGGSS
    1:00:00 - Cheating in the MLB
    1:03:00 - JOEY JAWS CHESTNUT IS THE GLIZZY KING
    1:20:10 - SOCK TALK
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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • 338: Chris Angel Mindfreak Off
    Jul 9 2025
    Trevor convinces Michael to hit the beach to recharge and embrace some natural energy. They dive into the surprisingly impressive dating history of magicians, the upcoming LA Olympics, and Jeff Bezos’ wildly extravagant wedding. Michael reveals he might start bringing a Furby on tour.
    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    New York, NY: Jul 24
    Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
    Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
    Reading, PA: Jul 27
    Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
    Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Second leg is being announced soon!

    0:08 Trevor gets energized at the beach
    5:33 Michael wants to go on a drug retreat at a cabin in the woods
    7:36 Stop having menus in other languages
    14:22 Olympics are coming to LA
    17:06 Room temperature
    27:56 Pilots missing their exit
    30:00 Post Nut Regret
    35:53 Michael is throwing ropes
    40:46 Furbys
    48:00 Magicians getting puss
    53:53 Southwest Airlines
    56:09 Jeff Bezos Wedding
    01:04:00 Killing bin Laden
    01:06:57 Sock Talk
    01:16:30 Getting out of your bubble
    01:21:30 Secret Sock


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    1 hr and 24 mins