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Stiff Socks

Stiff Socks

By: Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
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 Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

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Episodes
  • 345: Dave Blunts vs Everyone

    345: Dave Blunts vs Everyone
    Aug 27 2025
    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
    Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    Trevor and Michael kick things off with wild riffs about exes, haunted closets, and turning breakups into “rebrands.” They dive into the death of malls, why zebra gum lasts shorter than bad sex, and the misery of birthday songs in restaurants. Then rapper Dave Blunts joins the pod to talk about his come-up, working with Kanye, writing outrageous bars, rap beefs with 50 Cent, ghost stories, crowd surfing prep, and why his vice principal might be his lifelong nemesis.

    Listen to Dave Blunts: https://dave-blunts.ffm.to/talkingtothesun
    Follow him on IG at https://www.instagram.com/iluvyoudaveblunts/?hl=en

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA
    9/4 – Tarrytown, NY
    9/5 – Montclair, NJ
    9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)
    9/24 – Charleston, SC
    9/25 – Durham, NC
    9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
    9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
    10/9 – Des Moines, IA
    10/10 – Lincoln, NE
    10/11 – Kansas City, MO
    10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
    10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
    10/25 – Detroit, MI

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    9/1 – Ontario, CA
    9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA
    9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR
    9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH
    9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
    10/9 – Charleston, SC
    10/10 – Atlanta, GA
    10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
    10/12 – Tampa, FL
    10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
    10/14 – Sarasota, FL
    10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
    10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
    10/18 – Orlando, FL

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • 344: McMeth Nuggets

    344: McMeth Nuggets
    Aug 20 2025
    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
    Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA
    9/4 – Tarrytown, NY
    9/5 – Montclair, NJ
    9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)
    9/24 – Charleston, SC
    9/25 – Durham, NC
    9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
    9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
    10/9 – Des Moines, IA
    10/10 – Lincoln, NE
    10/11 – Kansas City, MO
    10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
    10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
    10/25 – Detroit, MI

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    9/1 – Ontario, CA
    9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA
    9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR
    9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH
    9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
    10/9 – Charleston, SC
    10/10 – Atlanta, GA
    10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
    10/12 – Tampa, FL
    10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
    10/14 – Sarasota, FL
    10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
    10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
    10/18 – Orlando, FL

    0:20 - FIX MOBILE DEPOSIT
    1:00 - Trevor doesn’t want T Mobile (Not an AD)
    1:30 - Small iPhone Problems
    6:00 - Mcdonalds ingredients
    8:00 - What’s the difference between a Jar and a can?
    10:52 - AD
    14:40 - Motivational and De-motivational videos
    18:40 - Trevors got a hot take about avocados
    23:50 - Trevor has an embarrassing story about poop and a spoon
    25:10 - AD
    36:00 - The population in Japan is decreasing (people are having with robots instead of people)
    37:49 - AD
    45:00 - Michaels doctor is way too chill
    50:15 - AD
    51:39 - Michael can’t smoke in his house
    52:00 - Michael celebrated his birthday
    58:40 - How to properly apply cologne
    01:05:07 - AD AUDIOBOOM
    01:05:20 - Learning how to tie a tie
    01:08:47 - SOCK TALK
    01:15:00 - SOCK TALK 2
    01:19:00 - How Michael drys off his back
    01:28:00 - SECRET SOCK

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • 343: Worst Movies Ever!

    343: Worst Movies Ever!
    Aug 13 2025
    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
    Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA
    9/4 – Tarrytown, NY
    9/5 – Montclair, NJ
    9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)
    9/24 – Charleston, SC
    9/25 – Durham, NC
    9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
    9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)
    10/9 – Des Moines, IA
    10/10 – Lincoln, NE
    10/11 – Kansas City, MO
    10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)
    10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI
    10/25 – Detroit, MI

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    9/1 – Ontario, CA
    9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA
    9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR
    9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH
    9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
    10/9 – Charleston, SC
    10/10 – Atlanta, GA
    10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
    10/12 – Tampa, FL

    1:00 - First 48 Trevor is wanted for murder
    4:00 - Happy Gilmore 2 and Movies Michael and Trevor want to VO for.
    6:30 - CART NARCS
    8:30 - Women shooting ping pong balls out of where?
    14:00 - Presidential test and other PE activities kids no longer do
    20:00 - Having crushes in middle school
    29:50 - Lets talk about Pirates and Mobsters
    30:00 - AIR BUD IS COMING BACK
    41:00 - Review of Happy Gilmore 2
    45:00 - Is the new WAR OF THE WORLDS the worst movie ever made?
    56:40 - Trevor is doing what with his body when he dies?
    01: 04:21 - Mandela Effect test
    01:13:05 - Michael will never take an L when it comes to parking
    01:21:09 - Prince Albert
    01:31:05 - SOCK TALK
    01:33:00 - SECRET SOCK

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    1 hr and 41 mins
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