There was Cabbage Patch Kids, Ninja Turtles, Buzz and Woody...but all these pale in comparison to the fictional Turbo Man craze of 1996! Join us as we talk about the time Arnold Schwarzenegger spent his Christmas Eve trying to get the hottest toy in town Jingle All the Way.

Synopsis: Workaholic Howard Langston wants to make things up to his wife and son, promising to get the hottest toy of the season, Turbo-Man for his son’s Christmas - As Langston hunts down the elusive gift on Christmas Eve, he competes with a mail man father on the same quest.

We start with a wee discussion about some favourite Christmas movies, and films that are tangentially Christmassy and The Cheeky Girls…yeah really. We then go into the whole plot of the movie and address the fact that no one likes Booster (maybe because his weird gold pants).

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Guardian Article; ‘Bad SantaCon: how the event went from anti-capitalist protest to day of debauchery’:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/dec/09/santacon-new-york-deb

YouTube; ‘The Cheeky Girls - Have a Cheeky Christmas (Official Music Video)’:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzhdeMahaTM

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Do you know what? To heck with Christmas, let’s go on a cruise instead…is what Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis say in 2004’s Christmas With The Kranks, and we’re talking about it in great detail for the first of TWO Christmas Specials this month.

Synopsis: When their only daughter Blair leaves the family nest, Luther and Nora Krank (Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis) decide to book an island cruise to beat the yuletide blues and just skip the holidays. But their decision to boycott tradition has the whole neighbourhood in an uproar.

We’ll talk about the film’s scores, go over the whole plot, talk about trivia and more. We’ll also discuss at length perhaps why this movie has a score as low as the measly 5% it had at the time of recording. We’ll also be talking about yellow snowballs and famous hams.

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Link to Film Stories:

https://filmstories.co.uk/

Slate.com article; “’Tis the Season for Rationing Movies”:

https://slate.com/culture/2024/12/christmas-movies-2024-best-christmas-carol-grinch.html

Radio Times article; “Christmas with the Kranks is the most underrated Christmas movie ever:

https://www.radiotimes.com/movies/christmas-with-the-kranks-underrated-christmas-movie-comment/

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It’s another mystery pick for Cat and she has picked 2004’s A Cinderella Story. This is a movie that attempts to bring a classic fairy tale into the 21st century, but does it succeed or is it a by-the-numbers money spinner?

Synopsis: A teenager with a wicked stepmother develops an online relationship with a popular high school quarterback.

We’ll talk about the film’s scores, go over the whole plot, talk about trivia and more. We’ll also do a bit of reminiscing about the 00s and ask if storing your flip-phone on your ankle is a good idea, and if two good performances are enough to take a movie from rotten to fresh.

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Mikey’s old 90’s VHS version of Rumpelstiltskin, full title: ‘Britannica presents tales around the world: Rumpelstiltskin’, from YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeyocDYwpRM&t=1221s

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