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Rank Rotten: A "Rotten" Movies Podcast

Rank Rotten: A "Rotten" Movies Podcast

By: Mikey and Cat
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Have you ever looked up a movie to see if it's any good? Then it's likely you've seen a Rotten Tomatoes score. Rotten Tomatoes is a review aggregator website that gathers reviews from critics to decide if a film is 'fresh' or 'rotten'. But is the critical consensus everything? Join us as we look at movies the critics of Rotten Tomatoes have decided are 'rotten'. We'll talk about movies of all kinds and attempt to unearth any redeeming qualities these films may have. We'll also ask the question, are these movies really rotten? We'll look at trivia, discuss the films plot at length and see if there is any difference between what the critics say and what audiences think. If you want to join in the discussion or request a rotten movie you can email us at rankrottenpod@gmail.com or get in touch on Instagram @rankrottenpod. Artwork, theme music and editing for Rank Rotten by Mikey.

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  • S01E10 - Twilight (2008)
    Jul 4 2025

    This week we’re talking about 2008’s dreary romantic vampire flick; Twilight. Cat has been excited about this one. Largely because it would finally mean Mikey would have to watch it.


    Synopsis: ‘High-school student Bella Swan, always a bit of a misfit, doesn't expect life to change much when she moves from sunny Arizona to rainy Washington state. Then she meets Edward Cullen, a handsome but mysterious teen whose eyes seem to peer directly into her soul. Edward is a vampire whose family does not drink blood, and Bella, far from being frightened, enters into a dangerous romance with her immortal soulmate.’


    We’ll talk about the film’s scores, go over the whole plot, talk about trivia and more. We’ll also talk about towns named after cutlery, the bending of vampire lore and killer skin!


    If you would like to tell us what you thought of Twilight, suggest a rotten film you’d like us to talk about or just say hello you can email us at rankrottenpod@gmail.com, or contact us on Instagram which is @rankrottenpod. Stay fresh and thanks for listening!


    Links:


    Fatherly Article: ‘17 Years Ago, The ‘Twilight’ Saga Helped This Baby Name Boom. It's Still Going Strong.’

    https://www.fatherly.com/parenting/twilight-novels-movie-baby-name-isabella-boom


    azcentral Article: ‘Semi-secret history of ‘Twilight’: How an Arizona mom wrote 1 of the biggest YA books ever’

    https://eu.azcentral.com/story/entertainment/books/2022/11/17/stephenie-meyer-twilight-retrospective/8259924001/#


    Invisible Hacky Sack reel from Instagram:

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJX3ZtmtRWm/?igsh=N3BiODNvdWxicTEx


    An Instagram post which amused us both:

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLBEbzyyMBH/?igsh=MTdkNDdud3kzb2kzOA==


    Here are links to our Instagram and YouTube, where we post short clips of upcoming episodes. You can also listen to full episodes on YouTube if you wish:


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rankrottenpod


    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdX7SbT-KgAXRQerJ4tMPdA


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    2 hrs and 22 mins
  • S01E09 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
    Jun 27 2025

    COWABUNGA! RADICAL! BOSSA NOVA!? That's right, this week it’s turtle time and we’re buzzing to talk about the famous amphibians 1990 foray into live action cinema.


    Synopsis: ‘Four teenage mutant ninja turtles emerge from the shadows to protect New York City from a gang of criminal ninjas.’


    We’ll talk about the film’s scores, go over the whole plot, talk about trivia and more. We’ll also talk about rodents (again), the cultural impact the turtles had in the late 80’s into the 90’s and about Mikey’s stolen bread and butter.


    Thanks for Rob for originally requesting Turtles III, but as all three Turtles movies are rotten, we're taking the long way round and doing all of them (over the next few seasons). If you would like to tell us what you thought of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, suggest a rotten film you’d like us to talk about or just say hello you can email us at rankrottenpod@gmail.com, or contact us on Instagram which is @rankrottenpod. Stay fresh and thanks for listening!


    Links:


    LA Time article ‘Rapid-Paced Turtle Sales Starting To Slow Down: Toys: Rival manufacturers see a cooling of the ‘Ninja’ fad as a chance to regain a larger share of the market’: https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1991-12-23-fi-809-story.html


    Buzzfeed article ‘5 Ways The New “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” Makes The 1990 Movie Look Like A Masterpiece’: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alisonwillmore/2014-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-vs-the-1990-movie


    Our friend, fellow podcaster and Voice Over Artist; RJ Bayley’s Instagram page:

    https://www.instagram.com/robertjbayley/


    And his literature podcast, Bayley’s Bookshelf:

    https://open.spotify.com/show/2c2hdbpdvUkEYBpCvF9YSM?si=35a315c0677f4224


    ‘Jazz Lounge Elevator Music’ from user ‘Ikoliks’, downloaded from Pixabay.com


    Here are links to our Instagram and YouTube, where we post short clips of upcoming episodes. You can also listen to full episodes on YouTube if you wish:


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rankrottenpod


    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdX7SbT-KgAXRQerJ4tMPdA

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    2 hrs and 7 mins
  • S01E08 - Forever My Girl (2018)
    Jun 20 2025

    This week we have another request! So, we're off to Louisiana for 2018’s romantic drama cheesefest; Forever My Girl.#


    Synopsis: ‘Liam Page is a country music superstar who left his bride Josie at the altar to pursue fame and fortune. Page never got over Josie, his one true love, or forgot his Southern roots in the small community where he was born and raised. Now, he must unexpectedly face the consequences of his actions when he returns to his hometown for the funeral of his best friend from high school.’


    We’ll talk about the film’s scores, go over the whole plot, talk about trivia and more. We’ll also talk about vicious pets, the price of hydrangeas and Norman Albright; hat thief!


    Thank you to listener Kirstin for requesting this one! If you would like to tell us what you thought of Forever My Girl, suggest a rotten film you’d like us to talk about or just say hello you can email us at rankrottenpod@gmail.com, or contact us on Instagram which is @rankrottenpod. Stay fresh and thanks for listening!


    Links:


    Waugh Art Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/waugh_art/


    Our Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rankrottenpod/


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    1 hr and 58 mins

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