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🎉 TWO YEARS IN. STILL MAKING POUR CHOICES. 🎉

We hit our 2-year anniversary and celebrated the only way we know how: bad hypotheticals, worse opinions, and announcements that definitely should not be buried 45 minutes into a comedy podcast.

Two years of bad decisions, questionable logic, and absolute chaos have led us here. So, naturally, we’re diving straight into the deep end: from life-changing baby announcements to the wildest "Would You Rather" scenarios that will make you question your own sanity.

Why was Hulk Hogan’s gas tank a target at a Tampa strip club? Is the Helen Keller conspiracy actually plausible? And if you had to survive 30 days in a video game to become a billionaire in real life—which one are you picking? (Choose carefully, because if you die in the game, you're toast).

It’s a celebration episode.
So naturally, nothing is under control.

Grab a drink, hit that subscribe button, and let’s make some more Pour Choices.

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
3:20 – JESUS WAS A PROPHET!?
4:56 – IF YOU COULD ADD ONE ZERO TO YOUR LIFE…
6:40 – WHAT LETTER WOULD YOU SLEEP ON?
9:43 – BRING YOUR ANIMAL TO WORK DAY
12:40 – WEST VIRGINIA
15:11 – RIDDLE ME THIS
16:56 – DIY T-SHIRTS
20:26 – ODYSSEY 2001
33:56 – BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS
35:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
44:09 – THE NEIGHBORHOOD TEA
48:31 – I.C.E., I.C.E. BABY
54:45 – THE HELEN KELLER CONSPIRACY
1:02:15 – SUPER BOWL TRIVIA
1:10:25 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:13:58 – ASK REDDIT – SURVIVING IN A VIDEO GAME FOR 30 DAYS
1:23:16 – ASK REDDIT – WOMEN, WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY THINKING WHEN YOU CATCH A GUY LOOKING AT YOUR BOOBS?
1:27:35 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:36:10 – OUTRO

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🚨 SOLICITORS, TERRARIUM REGRETS, AND LOSING FIGHTS TO CHILDREN 🚨
Another normal episode of The Pour Choices Show, unfortunately.

This episode starts with a home invasion by a gutter salesman who ignored a “baby sleeping” sign and tried to sell gutters to a man who does not own gutters. From there, it snowballs into winter storm panic, accidental admissions of aging, and the unsettling realization that nursery rhymes are basically horror stories for toddlers.

We rank vacation nights like it’s a competitive sport, relive Chris’s long history of trying to use banks on Black holidays, and spiral into YouTube comment sections, drunk Amazon purchases, and a terrarium project that proves creativity cannot be bought with Prime shipping.

Somewhere along the way, we debate fighting children weekly, uncover one of the most absurd rules in NFL history, argue about N64 controller cord etiquette, and build a bracket to determine the coolest character of all time. Chris also embarrasses himself trying to guess historical years, which has become tradition.

It’s nostalgia, bad decisions, weird hypotheticals, and the kind of conversations you only have when no one’s in charge.

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• Relatable adult annoyances
• Nostalgia that hurts a little
• Dumb debates that feel important
• YouTube rabbit holes we’ve all fallen into
• Proof that confidence ≠ intelligence

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Nothing is resolved.
No lessons are learned.
Exactly how we like it.

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
3:45 – “CAN I CLEAN YOUR GUTTERS?”
6:24 – WINTER WEATHER
9:28 – A GOOD SCRATCHER
11:36 – 4 NIGHT VACATION
17:41 – MLK DAY
20:25 – MOTHER GOOSE
22:47 – 10 HOURS OF RAIN
29:59 – THE GREEN THUMB
41:41 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
53:16 – PALPABLY UNFAIR ACT
55:00 – HOW DO YOU WRAP YOUR N64 CONTROLLER?
57:28 – COOLEST CHARACTER OF ALL TIME
1:04:20 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:05:51 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A SMELL YOU FIND ODDLY SATISFYING?
1:10:58 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CONTROVERSY?
1:19:50 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:23:51 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:26:39 – OUTRO

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🚨 IRREGULAR BOWELS, SOUTHERN INSULTS, & A LITTLE FITZMAGIC 🚨
This episode goes places sewage was never meant to go.

In this episode of The Pour Choices Show, we’re joined by a friend of ours, an industrial wastewater investigator, which sounds fake until he explains it and somehow sounds even more fake. We break down what his job actually is, how industries quietly destroy plumbing systems, and why you absolutely shouldn’t pour certain things down a drain unless you enjoy chaos.

From there, things derail fast.

We debate whether Applebee’s is still alive, question how seedless fruit exists, argue about eliminating basic human needs, and spiral into hypotheticals involving unlimited liquids that immediately get out of hand. There’s Florida football nostalgia, drunken NFL memories, fantasy league trauma, and one more aggressive investigation into Chris’s once-a-day bathroom habits.

We also cover sleep hacks, Verizon outages, beef math that does not add up, Valentine’s Day gift advice no HR department would approve, and a look back at what was somehow considered normal in the 90s and early 2000s.

This episode has science, sports, sewage, and poor judgment. So… on brand.

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👀 WHY PEOPLE CLICK THIS

• Real jobs that sound made up
• Plumbing stories that will haunt you
• NFL nostalgia and Florida chaos
• Hypotheticals that get irresponsible immediately
• Relatable adult problems with no solutions

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👍 Like if you learned something you didn’t need to know
💬 Comment your unlimited liquid choice
📤 Share with someone who still thinks Applebee’s is fine
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This episode explains nothing clearly.
But it does raise important questions about toilets.

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
1:40 – INDUSTRIAL WASTEWASTER INVESTIGATOR
8:37 – FRIENDLY FANDOM
12:25 – APPLEBEE’S
13:17 – WHAT IS A HYDRANT?
15:44 – ELIMINATING HUMAN NEEDS
18:27 – HOW DO YOU GROW SEEDLESS FRUIT?
20:44 – 11.22.63
25:46 – FITZMAGIC
38:52 – SOUTHERN INSULTS
44:10 – VERIZON OUTAGE
45:06 – MEAT
48:56 – FINGER LIQUIDS – ROUND 2
52:09 – IRREGULAR BOWELS­­
58:24 – HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
1:01:21 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:06:43 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR PROVEN METHOD TO FALL ASLEEP INSTANTLY?
1:11:56 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WAS NORMAL IN THE 90S/2000S THAT WOULD BE UNACCEPTABLE TODAY?
1:16:06 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:20:10 – OUTRO

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🚨 Dark Humor. Adulting and The Sandwich Draft. 🚨
You’ve been warned.

In this episode of The Pour Choices Show, the conversation spirals beautifully from everyday adult frustrations to existential dread, fast food empires, and one of the most unnecessary but passionate sandwich drafts we’ve ever done.

We talk about gaming apartment leases, fighting mysterious charges from medical supply companies, and realizing way too late that society doesn’t prepare anyone for… anything. There’s health paranoia, prison “reform” skepticism, Final Destination trauma, nostalgic sports memories, and a historical moment where Massachusetts tried to apologize for witch executions with a one-day fast. Bold strategy.

It’s dark humor, real-life confusion, and dumb debates wrapped into one episode that somehow makes sense while listening and absolutely doesn’t when you try to explain it.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE WE OVERTHINK IT 👇

👀 WHY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING
Relatable adult problems no one warned you about
Food debates that matter more than politics
Nostalgia, bad systems, and worse solutions

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Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
5:13 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH – DARK HUMOR
7:36 – A MAN WITH A PLAN
9:19 – VANITY TAGS
12:54 – THEY’RE COMING FOR US
15:06 – WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU SOLVED A PROBLEM?
17:36 – #2 PENCILS
18:05 – NEW & IMPROVED
20:51 – 3% MILK
22:06 – PRISON “REFORM”
25:09 – THEM O’s, HON
28:14 – LUCKY LOHRKE
33:28 – FINAL DESTINATION
39:05 – TOP 5 LARGEST FAST FOOD CHAINS IN AMERICA
42:51 – THE SANDWICH DRAFT
52:02 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
54:05 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S AN UNDERRATED THING ABOUT BEING SINGLE?
1:00:41 – CONFLICT OF INTEREST
1:01:47 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A HUSBAND SKILL THAT EVERY HUSBAND MUST HAVE?
1:07:49 – OUR BAD, Y’ALL…
1:09:51 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:13:31 – OUTRO

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🎉 EPISODE 100. WE SURVIVED. SOMEHOW. 🎉

The Poor Choices Show hits triple digits and immediately proves we should not be trusted with milestones.

This episode has everything:
Questionable health advice, powder-based breakfast decisions, religious conversions that won’t hold up in court, and the kind of nostalgia that sneaks up on you while you’re “just cleaning.”

We reflect on a year of podcasting, bad habits that stuck around, and the terrifying realization that we’ve done this 100 times. Along the way, we argue about desks made of doors, blackheads that qualify as archaeological finds, names that haven’t existed since the Great Depression, and whether a magic carpet is legally a rug.

If you’ve been here since episode one, thanks for the emotional damage.
If you’re new, this is your warning.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE WE REGRET POSTING IT 👇

🚨 WHY YOU SHOULD CARE 🚨
• Raw, unfiltered comedy podcast
• Awful opinions delivered confidently
• Perfect background noise until you stop what you’re doing and stare at the TV

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100 episodes in.
Still no growth as people.
Thanks for watching.

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Pop-Tart Logic, Grinch Trauma, & Blind Millionaire Problems

It’s the last Pour Choices of the year, so naturally we opened the champagne bottle of chaos and let it foam all over the floor. The boys are debating the deep stuff, like whether a Pop-Tart is technically a ravioli (it is), and Chris drops a totally casual bomb about anthrax stockpiles and government seed bunkers—because nothing screams holiday cheer like biohazard paranoia.

We relive the annual lie that is New Year’s resolutions, laugh at tweets that hit way too close to home, and wonder if David deserves jail time for thinking mosquito eaters are just really swole mosquitoes — he’s a father by the way. There's also a wholesome moment where David traumatizes his daughter at a distillery featuring the Grinch, because parenting is about balance. Then it’s a lightning round of “This or That,” a “Pour Choices Awards” ceremony (Jake Paul catches a stray, again), and a rundown of the dumbest headlines from 2025.

And if none of that sounds insane enough, we throw in a $50 million challenge that involves going blind every night when the sun sets. Would you take the money, or are you a coward who enjoys vision too much? We wrap it up with birthdays, booze, and a draft involving the number 99 — yes, seriously.

Smash that subscribe button like it insulted your mom, give us a like because validation is our drug of choice, and drop a comment telling us your dumbest resolution so we don’t feel alone.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
6:37 – IS A POP-TART RAVIOLI?
9:56 – ONE OF EVERYTHING
12:01 – MEMORABLE NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
15:55 – NEW YEAR, NEW TWEETS
20:45 – MOSQUITO EATERS
22:48 – THE, THE, THE, THE GRINCH!
25:04 – THIS OR THAT – NEW YEAR’S EDITION
28:19 – FINISH THE YEAR, FINISH THE SENTENCE
29:37 – 2025 POUR CHOICES AWARDS
32:48 – 2025, OR NOT 2025?
35:43 – THE FUNNIEST/DUMBEST HEADLINES FROM 2025
42:02 – THE “99” DRAFT
45:55 – $50,000,000 CHALLENGE
50:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT DO YOU EXPECT 2026 MAJOR EVENT TO BE?
55:43 – ASK REDDIT – ADULTS, HOW DO YOU DO IT ALL EVERY DAY?
58:11 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:01:28 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:05:47 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:08:57 – OUTRO

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KFC Christmas, Home Alone Conspiracies, & Seriously.., WTF is Kwanzaa?

This episode is basically what happens when you lock two grown men in a room with Christmas spirit, internet access, and absolutely no adult supervision. We spiral from Japan apparently treating KFC like holy communion on Christmas, to Chick‑fil‑A setting the global standard for customer service, to Chris discovering you can schedule texts like it’s brand-new witchcraft. Somewhere in there, we calculate how financially irresponsible the 12 Days of Christmas actually is and argue whether Home Alone is secretly a Christian movie… before immediately explaining why it makes absolutely zero sense from a legal, parental, or logical standpoint.

Then things get festive and unhinged. We break down Christmas trivia no one asked for (like Donner allegedly being Rudolph’s dad), try to figure out what the hell Kwanzaa actually is, and ask some slightly offensive questions about it that will definitely age poorly. There’s beet strips (don’t ask), Florida charging $50 for a plastic license, Christmas conspiracy theories, and the eternal problem of what to buy the person who already owns everything—and doesn’t need another candle. We also play games like This or That – Christmas Edition, Would You Rather – Christmas Edition, and match the best-selling gifts of the 90s to the correct year, which is way harder than it should be if you claim to love nostalgia.

We wrap it up with Pour Choices (liquid courage), a holiday work outing recap, and AskReddit gems about the worst gifts people have ever received and everyone’s hottest Christmas takes. So like, smash subscribe or don’t—we’ll still be here arguing about Die Hard and judging your Secret Santa choices either way. Drop a comment if you’ve ever gotten socks from someone who definitely hates you.

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Chapters
INTRO – 00:00
DIE HARD WON’T DIE – 2:25
TECHNOLOGY UPDATES – 3:51
12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS – 7:30
HOME ALONE IS A CHRSTIAN MOVIE – 13:25
HOME ALONE DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE – 15:37
BEET STRIPS – 18:40
CHRISTMAS TRIVIA – 20:25
RUDOLPF THE RED NOSED REINDEER – 28:11
HAPPY KWANZAA! – 28:55
KWANZAA QUESTIONS – 34:20
THIS OR THAT – CHRISTMAS EDITION – 37:05
SACRIFICIAL LICENSE RENEWAL – 41:03
WHAT DO YOU GET THE PERSON WHO HAS EVERYTHING? – 42:41
CHRISTMAS CONSPIRACY THEORIES – 45:02
BEST SELLING GIFTS OF THE 90'S – 54:23
WOULD YOU RATHER - CHRISTMAS EDITION – 58:41
THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES – 01:00:23
HOLIDAY WORK OUTING – 01:03:01
ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE WORST GIFT YOU’VE GOTTEN FOR CHRISTMAS? – 01:05:19
ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR CHRISTMAS HOT TAKE? – 01:11:18
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! – 01:21:42
OUTRO – 01:23:29

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Bezos Island, Nudist Colonies, & Panic at Panera

If you've ever asked yourself, “What do Confucius, naked people, masturbating hobos, and Jeff Bezos ghost challenges have in common?” …welcome to the only podcast dumb enough to answer that question.

In this episode of Pour Choices Show, the boys dig into some real philosophical brain benders—like whether Bingo was the farmer or the dog, why the alphabet is in that weird-ass order, and if Netflix is about to turn Harry Potter into a drag brunch. David admits he didn’t know “striped pajamas” had Holocaust vibes, Chris caught a homeless dude punching the clown in a Panera bathroom, and somewhere in between, they hand out heartfelt advice for terrible human beings.

We also find out that nudists apparently have a capital, and the only thing weirder than that is the fact that Chris's boss wants to know everyone’s favorite tree. Oh, and don’t miss our totally serious survival breakdown of the Jeff Bezos Naked Island $1.3M Challenge, where you’ve got weekly Amazon credits and no WiFi—but hey, at least there’s a U2 iPod and angry monkeys to keep you company. Toss in some Pour Choices, a couple wild Ask Reddit segments (including a nudist AMA), and our usual chaos, and you've got yourself another episode your therapist would recommend skipping.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
2:45 – WHO IS CONFUSCIUS?
4:35 – WILL NETFLIX RUIN HARRY POTTER?
9:13 – DON'T CALL IT A TREE-MAIL
12:27 – WHY DOES THE ALPHABET EXIST IN THAT ORDER?
17:31 – WAS BINGO THE NAME OF THE FARMER OR THE DOG?
19:39 – CHRISTMAS NOSTALGIA
20:56 – STRIPED PAJAMAS
25:42 – DOUBLE DARE 2025
28:33 – GREAT ADVICE FOR $HITTY PEOPLE
35:55 – HOME ALONE 5 – HOMELESS & ALONE
40:57 – NUDIST CAPITAL OF THE WORLD
52:19 – COME TOGETHER
53:13 – $1,000,000 CHALLENGE
59:14 – WHICH IS MORE FRUSTRATING?
1:02:42 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:06:34 – ASK REDDIT – I’M A NUDIST, ASK ME ANYTHING
1:09:23 – ASK REDDIT – IF YOU COULD SEND A 10 SECOND MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON EARTH AT ONCE, WHAT WOULD IT SAY?
1:12:02 – POOR OLD MEN
1:14:10 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:16:12 – OUTRO

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