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CJ Khaled, Prosthetic Stats & Reverse Exorcisms

Welcome to another episode of Pour Choices, where the IQ drops faster than Chris’s Amazon delivery success rate. We kick things off with a very adult discussion about drunken pants-peeing (spoiler: it’s happened), then dive headfirst into the theology of Chris’s fake conversion to Islam — shoutout to our boy CJ Khaled. Meanwhile, David’s asking the real DMV questions: if you’ve got no legs, does your license still say you’re 6’2”? Science.

We spiral into chaos with Harry Potter-themed “Would You Rather,” argue over ideal bottle mouth diameters (yes, really), and debate reverse exorcisms where the demon tells the priest to get out. There's also “Total Spine” (not a Metallica cover band, just Chris’s orthopedist), Mortal Kombat gods, food state rankings, Amazon woes round 12, and a $10M Groundhog Day challenge. Plus: broken toes, NFL stats, NSFW advice no one asked for, and gravestone texts you’ll regret sending.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
3:10 – YOU’RE ONLY COOL IF YOU PEE YOUR PANTS
4:24 – FORGED BY SEA
7:14 – CHRIS IS CONVERTING TO MUSLIM
10:15 – UNO!
14:15 – YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS RIDE
15:59 – WHAT'S THE OPTIMAL DRINK OPENING SIZE?
17:23 – CJ KHALED
18:45 – REVERSE EXORCISM
19:44 – TOTAL SPINE & MORE
22:22 – SHEEVA
23:48 – MOVIES & TV SHOWS
28:35 – TOP 10 STATES WITH THE BEST FOOD
35:10 – HARRY POTTER WOULD YOU RATHER
42:56 – MORE AMAZON WOES
46:53 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS - ROUND 6
50:24 – THE FALL FESTIVAL THAT WASN'T
54:38 – $10,000,000 CHALLENGE
59:59 – THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES
1:03:10 – ASK REDDIT - YOUR LAST TEXT IS WHAT WILL BE WRITTEN ON YOUR GRAVESTONE, WHAT DOES IT SAY?
1:07:44 – ASK REDDIT - WHAT'S A NSFW TIP THAT YOU WISH EVERYONE KNEW?
1:10:52 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:11:50 – OUTRO
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Honestly, Does Anyone Like Candy Corn?

In this spooky-season fever dream of an episode, the boys tackle all the hard-hitting Halloween topics — like which traumatic childhood moment still keeps them up at night, which celebrity is shockingly Jewish, and what they'd do if locked in a windowless time prison with a $10 million payout on the line (spoiler: lose track of time around day four and cry into the wall).

We also break down M. Night Shyamalan's cinematic scam of a career (first half: 🔥 / second half: moral lesson no one asked for), play a round of “Boo or Booze” where one of us has to guess whether it’s a horror movie or a cocktail, and Chris gives a heroic retelling of how he shattered his toes like a glass slipper at a frat party. Toss in some haunted trick-or-treat horror stories, another round of “Crazy NFL Stats That No One Asked For But Are Weirdly Impressive,” and an “Ask Reddit” which poses the question: “What’s the worst treat you’ve ever received while trick or treating?” — and boom, you've got yourself the perfect podcast to ignore your responsibilities to.

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Chapters
0:00 – INTRO
7:13 – WHAT WAS THE SCARIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?
9:00 – WHAT’S YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
10:13 – WHAT’S YOUR MOST HAUNTING MISTAKE?
11:33 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
19:04 – LESSER-KNOWN JEWISH PEOPLE
20:28 – MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE
28:30 – BOO OR BOOZE?
31:48 – THE PERFECT NEIGHBOR
35:12 – M. NIGHT SYAMALAN
37:49 – BROKEN TOES
47:36 – BLOOD RUNS COLD
49:49 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 5
54:14 – HALLOWEEN HOT TAKES
1:00:56 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:02:36 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE WORST “TREAT” YOU’VE GOTTEN WHILE TRICK OR TREATING?
1:07:31 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE WORST EXPERIENCE YOU’VE HAD ON HALLOWEEN?
1:12:06 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:13:25 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:15:13 – OUTRO
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Million Dollar Challenges, Ant Wars, and Apocalyptic Activities

What do twin babies born during Daylight Saving Time, a $1 million survival challenge, and your dog’s inner monologue all have in common? Absolutely nothing—just like the rest of this episode.

This week, the boys dive headfirst into society’s dumbest debates and come out dumber for it. We kick off with time-traveling twins, cemetery etiquette for your wives, and Would You Rather scenarios that could get you canceled. Then we take on blind ranking nonsense, debate society’s unwritten rules (like “Don’t microwave fish at work, Todd”), and draft things you'd say to your dog that would get you divorced if said to a human.

We also get:

· Insane NFL stats that make you question reality

· Deep thoughts like “Is a hot dog a sandwich?”

· The ultimate million-dollar survival game (spoiler: you’ll die in the Andes)

· A Reverse Family Feud game that makes zero sense

· Strategies for war against ants (Team Cinnamon wins)

· And a what-if apocalypse moment that makes you ask: “Am I really the last one standing… in Ohio?”

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
8:58 – DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TWINS
11:34 – LOVE & MARRIAGE
13:58 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
19:27 – BLIND RANK THESE THINGS
23:17 – UNWRITTEN RULES
27:46 – THINGS YOU WOULD SAY TO YOUR DOG, BUT NOT YOUR WIFE
34:10 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 4
38:07 – DE-PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTIONS
43:52 – MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE
52:25 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
55:44 – REVERSE FAMILY FEUD
59:23 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE BEST STRATEGY FOR WINNING A WAR AGAINST ANTS?
1:08:12 – ASK REDDIT – EVERYONE ON EARTH DIES RIGHT NOW, WHAT DO YOU DO?
1:12:32 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:15:02 – OUTRO

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