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Bezos Island, Nudist Colonies, & Panic at Panera

If you've ever asked yourself, “What do Confucius, naked people, masturbating hobos, and Jeff Bezos ghost challenges have in common?” …welcome to the only podcast dumb enough to answer that question.

In this episode of Pour Choices Show, the boys dig into some real philosophical brain benders—like whether Bingo was the farmer or the dog, why the alphabet is in that weird-ass order, and if Netflix is about to turn Harry Potter into a drag brunch. David admits he didn’t know “striped pajamas” had Holocaust vibes, Chris caught a homeless dude punching the clown in a Panera bathroom, and somewhere in between, they hand out heartfelt advice for terrible human beings.

We also find out that nudists apparently have a capital, and the only thing weirder than that is the fact that Chris's boss wants to know everyone’s favorite tree. Oh, and don’t miss our totally serious survival breakdown of the Jeff Bezos Naked Island $1.3M Challenge, where you’ve got weekly Amazon credits and no WiFi—but hey, at least there’s a U2 iPod and angry monkeys to keep you company. Toss in some Pour Choices, a couple wild Ask Reddit segments (including a nudist AMA), and our usual chaos, and you've got yourself another episode your therapist would recommend skipping.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
2:45 – WHO IS CONFUSCIUS?
4:35 – WILL NETFLIX RUIN HARRY POTTER?
9:13 – DON'T CALL IT A TREE-MAIL
12:27 – WHY DOES THE ALPHABET EXIST IN THAT ORDER?
17:31 – WAS BINGO THE NAME OF THE FARMER OR THE DOG?
19:39 – CHRISTMAS NOSTALGIA
20:56 – STRIPED PAJAMAS
25:42 – DOUBLE DARE 2025
28:33 – GREAT ADVICE FOR $HITTY PEOPLE
35:55 – HOME ALONE 5 – HOMELESS & ALONE
40:57 – NUDIST CAPITAL OF THE WORLD
52:19 – COME TOGETHER
53:13 – $1,000,000 CHALLENGE
59:14 – WHICH IS MORE FRUSTRATING?
1:02:42 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:06:34 – ASK REDDIT – I’M A NUDIST, ASK ME ANYTHING
1:09:23 – ASK REDDIT – IF YOU COULD SEND A 10 SECOND MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON EARTH AT ONCE, WHAT WOULD IT SAY?
1:12:02 – POOR OLD MEN
1:14:10 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:16:12 – OUTRO

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