Episodes

  • Second Helpings - Melting and Weeping
    Nov 21 2025

    Jackie and MJ are back again for another Second Helpings, and comin' out the GATE with DWTS because MJ's changed their stance on Dylan Efron (because he's beautiful and doesn't know it). Then we're talkin' turkey, because Jackie realized she didn't need to CANCEL thanksgiving just cause big bro and Eddie wouldn't be in town, just scale it down, and then we're talkin ADVENT CALENDARS including the Universal YUMS Calendar Jackie got for herself! Jackie eats possibly spoiled Wicked Cream on air, because she didn't know it was sent from someone until 4 days after it arrived. The Wicked promo tour continues on, full of collabs and very awkward interviews with Cynthia and Ariana, Jackie and MJ talk about just how much Mormon Reality TV they have consumed lately, including the newest season of Secret Lives, and it was Prince night on DWTS, with an appearance by MR FANTASY HIMSELF! DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE 5:30AM THANKSGIVINGS DAY PARADE STREAM ON TWITCH NEXT THURSDAY, plus even more on this week's Second Helpings! Micro Jackie's Snackies at 32:47 or so!

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • This is My Show w/ Henry Zebrowski
    Nov 21 2025

    This week on Page 7 it's HENRY'S WORLD AND We're lucky to be livin' in it on this inaugural Thanksgiving episode filled with brotherboss butterfly kisses and goss' 'bout Keith Urban playing "Pink Pony Club" at a Mar-a-Lago Club party attended by Chappell Roan superfan Trump, and everyone's just so darn proud of Natural Jackie. Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are now surgically attached at the wrist, Spongebob did a sexy shoot to prove he's totally not a livin' pile of tapioca pudding and nooo onnnneeee caaaaressss, dude! MJ prepares for a first viewing of "Addams Family Values", Henry reveals him and his tussy are gonna be on the road for Thanksgiving leaving Jackie with a Micro-Thanksgiving, some celeb Thanksgiving news including Wolfgang Van Halen and mother Valerie Bertinelli chain restaurant Thanksgivings. Henry recalls OJ being a regular at the bar of the hotel he stayed at for his wedding, and then we got a list that flashes back to a time of fewer labor and animal welfare laws with a LIST of old Hollywood publicity stunts that were SO WILD, they make today's studios LOOK LIKE CHILD'S PLAY (and I ain't TALKIN' THE MOVIE), and BLINDZ! Jackie's Snackies starts 'round 1:11:48.260 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:21:22.476 that runs until 1:24:16.164. All that and more on this week's Page 7!

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Second Helpings - I Contain Multitudes
    Nov 14 2025

    This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are back and the thanksgiving puffs from Jackie's Snackies are a hit in the studio makin' Jackie wish she'd used 'em all for content, MJ reports that their kids really don't understand why adults like Thanksgiving, and speaking of Thanksgiving, get ready for a Thanksgiving day watch along of "Addams Family Values!" Jackie highly recommends "The Chair Company" on HBO Max, and it's dawned on us that everything is Wicked, Stranger Things, OR Christmas right now. Jackie has some thoughts on "Die My Love" and also chunked up the 2.5hr long Frankenstein and loved it! The new director of the "Wuthering Heights" film has gotten some heat for makin' some weird choices, and Jackie is no longer a "Welcome to Derry" skeptic, then a spoiler filled DWTS chat, including Hilaria milkin' if for all it's worth. Plus Meghan Markle was deleted from the KRIS JENNER BDAY PARTY PHOTOS, and even more on this week's Second Helpings!

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • When in Boat w/ Ed Larson
    Nov 14 2025

    This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by LPOTL, Brighter Side, and HGX2 host Ed Larson fresh from his Crimewave at Sea journey to goss' 'bout Eddie's upcoming stand up shows, and more! Mr. Fantasy has been announced as one of the performers for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, causing MJ and Jackie to recall the days of Riverdale Roundup, and Eddie learns about HILARIA and Alec's daughter's skincare book. Kris Jenner had her 70th bday party and it's got everyone talkin' about her new face, the most important news of the year, THE BUTTERBALL REPORT has dropped, Tillamook unleashes Butternaise to ensure no-one ever burns a grilled cheese again, a slightly out of time List, 20 Facts about classic Halloween movies that are equal parts delightfully geeky and 100% truly fascinating, then the BLINDZZZ! Jackie's Snackies starts 'round 1:11:55.350 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:18:48.453 that runs until 1:23:30.095. All that and more on this week's Page 7!

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Second Helpings - We're Still Cryin'
    Nov 7 2025

    This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are talkin' the NYC mayoral election, and the incredible New York Post cover that resulted from it, plus the subsequent wild goose chase MJ went on to find a copy for Jackie and Geoff. Jackie is wavering on her stance on Christmas decor BEFORE Thanksgiving, and comes in with an early xmas endorsement, but Mariah Carey's unthawing was sadly a Sephora ad. Jackie got taken to the premiere of the tear jerker doc "Come See Me in the Good Light." Everyone's pleading and begging has paid off, Meghan Markle is finally coming back to the beloved screen! "All's Fair", the Kim Kardashian led Ryan Murphy legal drama, is doing just as well in the reviews as you would expect, coming from someone who blamed ChatGPT for failing law school. Staff has unleashed DunkaPoos upon the world, and then it's time to talk some DWTS, including the heart of the show.... Andy Richter. PLUS SO MUCH MORE!

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Sucrose Ecstasy w/ Jake Young
    Nov 6 2025

    This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Jake Young of Nerd of Mouth, as MJ drops a Thanksgiving bombshell after 15 YEARS WITH JACKIE! Another story proves that David Harbour is just noooo good, then some Halloween costume chat including Jake and Marie's costume that only Henry and Geoff knew, and Jackie's already started gettin' in her reps at the turkey gym. People Magazine has crowned Jonathan Bailey as the sexiest man alive of 2025, Ariana Grande traded in Spongebob for a hunter and may be using her homewrecker powers FOR GOOD! Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are starting to sync up like Extreme Sisters, and KATSEYE went as Many Mariahs for Halloween, next we got a list of 14 times celebs were VERY confidently wrong about basic facts, then we got some SPICY blindz! Jackie's Snackies starts 'round 1:11:11.031 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:17:07.043, plus a special Jake Liquid Beverage Time Moment that runs until 1:27:56.976. All that and more on this week's Page 7!

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Halloween Second Helpings
    Oct 31 2025

    This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are conjuring up the spirit of Halloweens past, including Jackie goin' to a really spooky haunt in an abandoned mall and MJ's past trauma/fun from "The Haunted Forest" and MJ's kids keep goin' to the haunts, but Baby Michael Myers is not their cuppa tea, revelations were made this holiday season that have lead to MJ and Gideon takin' on more monsta movies, including the Swedish "Let The Right One In", PLUS DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT BLOODBATH ON YOUTUBE! It was Halloween Week on DWTS, which now leads MJ and Jackie havin' some questions about the DRAMA and Injuries!! GIDEON NEEDS TO CHECK HIS FACTS B4 COMIN' FOR BBY IRWIN as he got poocraved, despite everyone being saturated in Stranger Things merch, it ain't comin' back til AFTER HALLOWEEN, in November, but does anyone even want to watch Mr. Duane Reade Bagga Butt Plugs now? Jackie got to see "Bugonia", but she won't ruin it! "K-pop Demon Hunters" is doin' 1 more theatrical run THIS WEEKEND ONLY, and Jackie rewatched "The Frighteners" for the first time since she was a kid! Mariah Carey will be unthawing herself THIS EVENING to welcome her upcoming season, PLUS Jackie DESECRATED the Halloween season by making A TURKEY! - Happy Halloween Everybody!

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Why Won't You Die Already? w/ Holden McNeely
    Oct 30 2025

    This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined, once again by Holden McNeely to discuss Holden coming to terms with being a monster fucker, and spill the tea on Wynnie becoming a diva and not understanding why she's not always the star! Holden calls out Jackie for daring to have a grey hair, and the "Eat, Pray, Love" author did an Eat, Pray, Love 2, where she plotted to murder her terminally ill partner, proving maybe she IS the problem! Plus Sophie Turner and Chris Martin are together which causes a massive yawn across the entrainment world. Mr. Fantasy released a NEW SONG, and errrybody says it's a BANGER! Then a list of celebrity parenting rules that make either a ton of sense or very little sense, followed by the blindz even HOLDEN can't guess! Jackie's Snackies starts an unplanned pickledicament 'round 1:10:38.401 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:16:03.459, and runs until 1:18:53.845! All that and more on this week's Page 7!

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    1 hr and 24 mins