Episodes

  • Second Helpings - Everyone's Been Talkin' About Chunk
    Oct 3 2025

    This week MJ and Jackie unleash on the world that THE LOVE HAS GONE with it comin' out that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's divorce is a lot more contentious than previously thought! MJ and Gideon are tryin' to find somethin' between a Hocus Pocus and Hereditary to enjoy for their 31 for 31 as true life horrors are just too much this year, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco got maaaarried but all the news could talk about was Taylor Swift being there right before "The Life of a Showgirl" dropped, Jackie's in Season 2 of Hannibal and it's SPICY HAWT. It's FAT BEAR WEEK! JLO opened up about the DIVORCE and how the greatest love story ever told fell apart, "Everybody Loves Raymond" is havin' a 30th reunion and MJ is just TOO excited, and speakin' of 30 year old shows, Debbe Dunning from "Home Improvement"'s show within a show "Tool Time" has said Tim Allen has always been a fuckwad. Faith from Buffy, Eliza Douche, missed the "Bring It On" reunion because she was WORKIN', and in DWTS news HILARIA goes on and on and on and on about herself while GLEB just looks miserable, Robert Irwin took off his shirt to unleash some Australian Thunder and everyone asked him to put it back on, and even more DWTS chatter! Plus MJ and Jackie agree if ya ain' watchin' season 2 of Peacemaker, you better get on IT and even more!

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • I Feel Nothing w/ Carolina Hidalgo
    Oct 2 2025

    This week on Page 7 Jackie Zebrowski and Jackie Beautiful are joined by Carolina "Renegade Driver" Hidalgo of "No Dogs in Space"! Jackie graces our ears with a preview of her choir parts and the fabulous news that she has applied for a "Special Moment" in her "woke" choir! Then they discuss how they WON'T be performing for a nation that's recently beheaded journalists unlike everyone at the Riyad Comedy Festival. HEARTBREAK DOESN'T FEEL GOOD IN A PODCAST LIKE THIS, Keith Urban has filed for separation from Nicole Kidman, Leonardo DiCaprio went on "New Heights" and revealed in the long ago time of the 1990's his name was considered too "ethnic" and he was asked to change his name to Lenny Williams, apparently Benicio del Toro was nearly renamed Benny Del, and Bad Bunny has been announced as the Super Bowl halftime show performer! Sherri Shepherd once went to jail cause she thought the rapture (not the most recent one) was comin' and stopped payin' those bills, Costco just released a giant 5 ft advent calendar filled with Lindt chocolate! Then it's time for a list of "Actors Who Got Brutally Honest About Their Wild Diet and Exercise Regiments For Movies And It's Making MY INSIDES HHHHOOIIIITTTT", some blinds that may OR may NOT be true, and a Jackie's Snackies at 1:09:06.878 to kick off this sp0o0o0o0okie snackie season, then this MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:14:23.920 til 1:19:22.300 courteous of a listener and Buc-ee's. All that, and even more on this week's Page 7!

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Second Helpings - Bone It Out!
    Sep 26 2025

    This week MJ and Jackie are joined by producer Adams new pupperino, and despite his cuteness they still manage to bring you Second Helpin's! MJ thinks they might watch the new Charlie Sheen produced Charlie Sheen documentary, Jackie gives her feedback on KPOP DEMON HUNTERS, the Rapture happened apparently, but no one was saved, and MJ finally watched Thunderbolts and very much recommends it! Monster Fuckers rejoice! The trailer for The Bride has dropped and Jackie feels SEEN, Harry Styles ran the Berlin marathon under a secret name and sets a good time, but it just makes MJ and Jackie think of Holden's bloody nipz. There's a cute Martin Short story but it's also a bit creepy cause lip readers are the only reason we know about it, a man trying to serve T Swift papers in the Justin Baldoni trial got ARRESTED for criminal trespass at Kelce's place and of course, Hilaria is SO brave and misunderstood, and you can hear more about it on her podcast she's dropping with her 11 year old! Violet Affleck spoke at the UN about Covid, and GOOD FOR THEM!!! MJ is pumped for the new Priscilla Presley memoir, and Mariah Carey was asked on CBS Good Morning with Gayle King about how she and her kids navigate coparenting with Cannon since he's got so many damn kids, and even more on this Second Helpings!

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Massive Copyright Fraud w/ Jake Young
    Sep 25 2025

    This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Jake "Loves Bitches" Young of LPN's own Nerd of Mouth, to discuss how to get around needing a Disney+ or Hulu account, James Van Der Beek who is fighting cancer, made a surprise appearance at the Dawson's Creek reunion benefit, Danielle Fishel and the cohost of her podcast go on the road and their rider is almost exactly the same as P7's, Rider Strong got called out for STINKY broccoli farts but they claim this is a LIE. Jackie bought tickets for her and Holden to the full movie of the official release party of "The Life of a Show Girl", Robert Irwin continues to be a little ball of delight on "DWTS", and Matthew McConaughey says get a queen size bed for the sake of ya marriage! Then it's time for a list of Terrible Co-Stars Whose Bad On Set Behavior Range From Petulance to Genuinely ILLEGAAALLL! Then Blinds, and a Jackie's Snackies with a fruit-ful moment of fate and much like a nerds cluster, this MJ's Minute munchies is INSIDE Jackie's Snackies plus Jake is introducing his OWN NEW SEGMENT INVOLVING DRINKS, running from 1:14:55.181 - 1:29:47.741! All that, and even more on this week's Page 7!

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • Second Helpings - The Gay's Gaze
    Sep 19 2025

    Jackie and the covid stricken MJ are back with another helpin' of goss', and despite this week bein' hell and the suspension of Kimmel just bein' the tip, "Dancing with the Stars" is a shining beacon of light complete with an extra crispy HILARIA! Keepin' with DWTS, MJ is worried Jen Affleck is Dancin' too soon after poppin', but Steve Irwin's son Robert is killin' it! "The Pitt" star Noah Wyle challenged the medical scrubs company FIGS to make a tuxedo as comfy as the scrubs while he was on the red carpet at the the Gotham Awards, and he debuted it at the Emmys! Emmy host Nate Bargatze attempted to keep speech length in check by removing money from a $100,000 donation for each speech that went over (it did not work. at all.), and Season Six of "Real Housewives of SLC" has dropped along with Meredith Marks tour dates for her DDDDD-DJ set in LA, BITCHES! Nick Cannon makes the most obvious statement ever about why he had 12 kids, Cheryl Blossom on the "Call Her Daddy" podcast responded to KJ APAs claims about fuggin, AND SO MUCH MOOOORE!!!!

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Public Show and Tell w/ Seena Ghaznavi
    Sep 18 2025

    This week Jackie and MJ greet guest Seena Ghaznavi with the well aged Johnny Burnett classic "You're Sixteen", Jackie spills her and Kara's plans to get tickets for Meredith Marks' tour as she embarks on being a DDDDDDDJJJJJJJ, but she better not be one of them fake DJs. Seena delves right into some deeply hidden trauma with a band teacher being DEEPLY inappropriate, Jackie reveals Seenas wife is in her choir and in more Choir Talk, Jackie revz up for their upcoming PERFORMANCE! Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry are continuing to not date as she has the worst year anyone has ever had, Orlando Bloom said at least he got his daughter in a vvv sad interview recently for a movie that apparently did very well even if no one remembers it coming out, and in creepy news Jeremy Renner now makes people sign NDAs before even getting on a flight in. The new Glen Powell movie being described as the Mrs. Doubtfire of football and RAGE!! Arizona Iced Tea debuts a new flavor, Nostalgic Chocolate Egg Cream Soda. for 9/11. Robert Redford died and everyone's bein' mean 'cause he looked old. It's time to talk about why they keep hiring Hollywood Hawties to play serial killers, as they have Charlie Hunnam (a man WITHOUT a goopy weepy eye) playing Ed Gein?! We also got a LIST of Shocking Celebrity Secrets I Kind of Can't Believe They Revealed to The World! Then, it's onto the Blindzz, and joyous Jackie's Snackies from 1:13:08.817 (with an MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:20:22.223) til 1:24:59.000, and even more on this week's episode!

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Second Helpings - Sleepin' with Gleb
    Sep 12 2025

    This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are swappin' pet shop memories, Dancing with the Stars is here to save us with a bizarre new cast, and Jackie is excited for all the Hallowen candy comin' out including Halloween peelers to bring out ur inner Armie Hammer! MJ is excited for Taylor Frankie Paul to be the new Bachelorette, and Jackie is burning through "Real Housewives" and has finally got to the prosthetic leg attack, and Jackie found out Pete Davidson is part owner of her favorite sock brand doublesoul via Sharktank. Ireland Baldwin gifted her father a pig shaped grill, hopefully so he'll never forget that voicemail, Jackie has become trapped in the Britbox channel on HBO Max and is obsessed with " FOR THE LOVE OF KITCHENS" then MJ and Jackie talk about the wholesomeness of children's cooking shows. MJ's finally gettin' 'round to watchin' "Hunting Wives" and not only is it great but HUBBA HUBBA!! There is a 52 year old woman has brain disorder where she see's dragons everywhere because she had brain lesions, Killian Murphy says he has "ROMO" RELIEF of Missing Out, season 2 of "Peacemaker" is fucking great, MJ watched Superman over the break and now understands Jackie's cries of "We need a Superman" as they head down a Superman hole, Jackie has positive things to say about the "Office" spinoff "The Paper" and North West now has a dermal piercing as Kim continues her "cool mom" quest. A new study shows that cheese can cause nightmares, KJ Apa says everyone was fuccin' on the set of Riverdale. JACKIES SNACKIES REDUX 1:11:20.975 til 1:14:56.551, VMA Chat, Cardi B throws a pen right after winning her assault case, and even more on this Second Helpings!

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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Water Pork w/ Holden McNeely
    Sep 11 2025

    HEAVY SPOILER ALERT for Netflix's "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish"@ 31:56 until 44:13

    This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Holden "2Fat4DaSlide" McNeely as he discusses his recently dearly departed chicken soup smellin' cyst, waterpark folk, KJ Apa is transforming into Mr. Fantasy and releasing music to everyone's confusion and delight. Pamela Anderson continues to deny rumors that her relationship with Liam Peeson is a PR Stunt, and Holden chimes in with his favorite Pam Anderson jerk seshes from childhood. TSwift and Travis are engaged and Holden loves their love and also calls out MJ for their past comments on Travis, Netflix's "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" is absolutely worth the watch but if you don't wanna know the twist skip 31:56 until 44:13 and then we got a list of EXTREMELY WILD last wishes from famous people that left their families IN SHOCK! Then it's onto the Blindzz, and a very expensive Jackie's Snackies from 1:07:54.332 (with an MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:13:20.226) til 1:17:29.659, and even more on this week's episode!

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    1 hr and 20 mins