On this week's Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are talkin' 'bout MJ's teaching past and the roasts dished out via children, Jackie and Geoff started "30 Rock" again 'cause she's only seen it once. Jackie reveals one of Henry and Ed's GOON follows, which is Salma Hayek who apparently looks better than she did when she was danccin' with the snek, Aubrey Plaza on Amy Poehler's podcast has MJ and Jackie reminiscin' about comedy in the late 2000's. Henry forced Jackie to watch the Amazon advertisement/ whitewashing NSA propaganda that is the new "War of the Worlds" remake. An advisor to Eric Adams makes what's possibly the saddest, and most sour cream and onion scented scandal to ever hit his campaign. Margaret Qualley is trying to get her mom (Andie McDowell) to date Bill Murray for some insane reason, and the "Christian Girl Autumn" girl from socials terrified everyone with a faux announcement. MJ gives a desperate cry for teacher fashion advice for back to school season, and Saudi comedy fest star Pete Davidson settled the record on who was carrying the weight when it came to his magnum dong rumors. Leonardo Dicaprio shocks no one as he says he's mentally 35, Jackie finished "The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo" to get ready for the Netflix series and MJ just finished "The Wife Between Us", and that wife ain't between them the way you'd be expectin'! Mario Batali sexually harassed Giada De Laurentiis in the goddamn forward to HER OWN BOOK, and even more on this Second Helpings!

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Amber Nelson of The Brighter Side, SPUN and HGX2 to goss' 'bout the various C words, Amber is lucky enough to hear the final verdict on the Grand Tome of Goop, and it's that she sucks and is the reason we have a Wormlord holding power in the White House as well as why Erewhon is able to overcharge for crystal woo strawberries. People are STILL talkin' about Sophie Turner daring to do anything while the Jonas Brothers are on tour, Jackie is tested as she is granted a choice between a rumored pillow lipped owner of a podcast network and a big bag o' lumps. Hilaria Baldwin continues to surely damage her family and is doin' a podcast with her 11 year old daughter to be prove kids and parents CAN BE FRIENDS! MJ and Jackie respond to fans, and apologize for their anti-Kelce rhetoric but Amber ain't fallin' for their masculine charm, Halle Berry's ex from far too long ago said on a dumb podcast that she didn't cook, clean or raise kids 'cause he's YUCK and she subtly fired back. Then it's onto a LIST of celebrities who spoke candidly about their extremely odd upbringings, then it's onto the Blindzz, and finally a competition fueled Jackie's Snackies from 1:09:21.910 (with an MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:18:34.871) til 1:21:34.000. All this and even more on this week's episode!

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This week's Second Helpings takes place on Jackie's birthday eve, but MJ helps to distract her from the birthday dread with talk of the twelve layer PR blast Twelver Swift set off during the Kelce bro's podcast. Jojo Siwa dropped a self aware track bringing the summer to end with a "Raspy" era, and someone decided to fingerblast their girl at a Yankee's game and it's now it's all over socials. Jackie's been watchin' the second season of Wednesday on Netflix, and also suggests everyone go see "Weapons". The great big book O' Goop brings pretty much 0 surprises about GP's personality (or lack thereof). Pam Anderson channels a bit of Meghan Markle and now sells $38 dollar pickles, MJ offers to help Jackie get over her fear of ringworms by taking her to an indoor water park, Vanity Fair did a piece on Jennifer Aniston and she revealed that her and Gooper would goss' 'bout how shitty of a bf Brad Pitt was, Jackie and MJ talk 'bout "The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo" and MJ brings up Helen Mirren & Pierce Brosnan starring in a "The Thursday Murder Club" a novel turned movie about a spicy retirement home, MJ hasn't started "Perfect Match" YET, and Jackie loved the new season of King the Hill! PLUS SO MUCH MOOOOORE!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACKIE!

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