• SCP (Succulent Certified Passions) Foundation
    Mar 21 2024

    In which the Goblins dive right into the long awaited episode on SCPs. From a buoy’s siren call to ye olde plague doctor, gifting your lifeblood of Bailey’s Irish Cream liquor during the holidays, hecking dark caves, and how the evil and mysterious most often manifests as the seemingly mundane.

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    Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX

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    53 mins
  • Reverse Magical Girl Moment
    Jan 18 2024

    In which the Goblins demonstrate for a fifth time (possibly? We think?) that paying attention is tough work. From wanting to frolic with farm animals, having an unreliable sniffer, ass-pirations, brain shearing and the majestic occipital lobe, and the rollercoaster that is a brain that comes in and out of literal focus.

    Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX

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    57 mins
  • G Cubed Resolutions
    Jan 5 2024

    In which the Goblins welcome the new year with more distraction, more goals, and an optimistic attitude. From setting yourself up for success, enjoying the process, and admiring some muscular, speedo-wearing Dugtrio. Who says you can’t have it all in 2024?

    Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX

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    57 mins
  • Modern Problems Require Olde Solutions
    Dec 7 2023

    In which the Goblins discuss becoming your best and truest bog witch-self. From making that good soup in your backyard, freeing your boobies from boob jail, connecting with nature, going from one windowless room to another all in the name of higher education and drying out your peepers, the interesting magnetism of witchcraft and paganism, blasphemous yoga, and the olde ways.

    Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX

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    51 mins
  • The Care Manual for Homosapiens
    Nov 23 2023

    In which the Goblins discuss the importance of creating the enrichment you need, want, and deserve. From stimulating all 5 of your senses, the power of a porch and hammock, how trampolines will give more bounce to the ounce, embracing your inner child, having work-life balance despite life’s demands, and accommodating your busy body as an adult.

    Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX

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    53 mins
  • Christ’s Light Upon Kinktober
    Nov 10 2023

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    In which the Goblins jump right into the deliciously depraved month of Kinktober, 2023 edition. From its humble origins, how it’s okay to shame soooome kinks, the 0 to 100 “inspirational” prompts, becoming a human china hutch, pop culture inspired by some interesting sources, monster business time, and straying further, or closer to, the light of Christ.

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    Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX

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    48 mins
  • The Fear Pipeline
    Oct 13 2023

    In which the Goblins take a trip back in time to when they were wee lasses and explore their fears. Featuring the abstract to concrete fear trajectory as one gets older, juicy spiders, the joys of talking to yourself in public, fuck ‘em up energy, and glue traps being stupid. P.S. We forgot to mention basements. Basements are scary.

    Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX

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    55 mins
  • The Millennial Condition
    Sep 28 2023

    In which the Goblins bring their Elder Millenial™ expertise into the conversation. From the expectations to bring childrens into the world, being a proud plant and/or pet parent, working to live or living to work, getting the Barbie house of your dreams (you thought), personal fulfillment, and living that good life for life at the vampire mansion. To quote - “I am getting so sick of millennials and their attitude. Always walkin’ around like they rent the place.” Don’t worry Gen X, we didn’t forget about you.

    Intro/Outro: Winning by NEFFEX

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    54 mins